Neko

terrible driver

There are a few other dreams before these two but I couldn’t remember

primary me w relative

#relative

relatively young (still around 20 years older than me) cousin from dad’s side he was recalling and telling me about my fun adventure with him when I was in primary 1. That day I needed to write something (the dream had more before this) I asked my dad to help me write He gave me some cash (one paper cash- maybe $100? Cuz it seemed red) to buy a pen

((This cousin didn’t understand what I was thinking/ planning about (because I dont talk) So he didn’t know I wanted to go to a stationery store)) (when the cousin was recalling he left out this part because he didn’t know about my thoughts)

He brought mini me to an officd building. There was a hkumed reception I kind of rejected his idea but he said they can lend a pen for me, and they are nice and kind people, so I followed him

The cousin emphasised i was just primary one, I was 100cm tall!! So tiny!!

And then we went on the lift and arrived at hkumed office The cousin pressed the mic next to the doorbell saying hELLO WE WANT TO BORROW A PEN PLEASE // HELLO WE WANT TO BORROW A PEN etc etc And the mic stopped working after him repeating for like 10 times And the door was even locked

And he realised he’s been banned from the office So we left

Lmao

dangerous af driver friend

Tf bro this friend is unhinged my hands were jelly during his ride (Idk what friend, i just knew it was a friend)

Him driving me home It’s a short ride He just violated every single damn basic rule At first my perspective was at the backseat He was looking at the back (like turning his head physically) to tidy his bag or some shit And there was a traffic light Many cars queuing Im like slower slower SLOWER AND HE ACCELERATED AND ALMOST HIT AND IM LIKE BRAKEDEEejdkdnskdndb And he slowly turned back and brake as hard as he can

And he switch lanes by directly swerving into the lane, im like your signals !!!!! Look at the mirrors!!!! Left middle right and look back !!!!&!&&:!2&.’

He ignored me

And then ready to stop the car in front of lights, he just stop again Im like you missed the left middle right again

One time he entered the wrong road And he friGGIN u turned in the road (unidirectional) i was like What the FUCK bro ???? And he nearly crashed into two incoming cars And im like shaking oh my god bro And I yelled at him because he already attempted u turn three times (although this is the only actual time)

And he finally entered the right road No signals again and he didn’t even bat an eye to the mirrors bruh

And at this point im saying youre gonna get sued !!!!! Bro !! Internally i was thinking bro how come you pass the driving test !!!! But I dont ???? And I know more than you???? Wtf bro you’re dangerous

And my perspective shifted to the front passenger seat

And he was maintaining a high speed in alleys with many people (for example those streets primarily for pedestrians but not cars) Im freaking out and telling him to slow down because he’s so likely to hit people

He didn’t listen

And he also didn’t read those construction signs correctly, for example those notice signs saying enter the left lane (and the right lane was blocked with cones and they’re fixing the road) And he just drove onto the right pedestrian path !!! !!!??!?

I wanted to take over him in the car, but I only have the learner’s license !!!!!!!!!! So I can’t !!!!!!

And im too scared to get off the car because what if he deliberately crash onto me after I get off?? This dude was unhinged (And im pretty sure he doesn’t really care about pulling that handbrake when parking, but I didn’t see it in action because every time he was queuing at the traffic lights, the red signals turn yellow and green so he never gets to actually stop)

Bruh!!!

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