The raspberry-blowing guri-guri mahu
— you don't understand, it's a balance of energy. when i thrust my fist fore and up to launch the ball, it requires an offsetting thrust in the opposite direction in order to direct the ball exactly where i intended it to go
— uh huh. you look like a girl with that backward leg kick
— and yet i've never landed the ball out of bounds and half the time i get a no-touch ace'
— you serve like a girl
— you're a girl but you don't serve like i do and you don't have the control that i do
— you should try to not kick
— i just told you why i kick
— but you look like a girl
— gender is irrelevant. look, it's my style
— mahu
— not what i said
— that's not a denial
— let's date
— you mean — air quotes — date
— and have sex
— you mean — air quotes — sex
— if i told you i'm not gay
— i wouldn't believe you
— hmm. maybe i should be gay then
— see, mahu
— [blows raspberries] let's get some guri-guri
— ha ha the raspberry-blowing guri-guri mahu
-gk