High Enough (humor)
So I was at the doctor's office the other day, and they had this vending machine. It was filled with all kinds of unhealthy jumbo-sized Cokes and other soft drinks. The one thing I was interested in was a bottle of mocha coffee, but it was from Starbucks, so of course it had to be expensive. How expensive was it? $4.20, as in weed, meaning you'd have to be high to pay that much for a cup of glorified chocolate milk with a dash of caffeine powder.
If that's not high enough for you, consider that on the same day, I also got to see Schrodinger's taxicab. That's the taxi that is both at your destination and en route, at the same time. Thanks to the magic of smartphones and computer glitches, that's now possible.