My Landlord Drinks Starbucks
So how about Starbucks anyway. The Starsucks inside the Kroger on the “good” side of town has an actual velvet rope to keep out the riffraff like me! I don't have a black turtleneck sweater, little round glasses, or a $2000 iPhone, so I don't think the doorman (if they had a doorman) would let me in. Imagine what they'd say: “Is that an Android phone? You're slumming up the place.”
I can't afford to try their coffee, but a lot of people tell me it wasn't as great as they expected. I think some people go there more for the upper-middle class suburban hipster vibe than for the actual coffee. Here's a $1 teddy bear with a jar of my favorite cheap, strong instant coffee:
