confessions of the Secretary Cam Girl of Massachusetts
two years ago California added a new department
leading it was their Secretary Cam Girl
Massachusetts does not like to be left far behind
last thursday i won the election
to be even more forward thinking they made it an elected position
i ran against two of my exs, some private equity backed twink, and a beloved history teacher
im glad its another grassroots transexual in government
on monday i toured my new office
i beheld its glory
desktop computer, full bathroom, 3 monitors, an elevated mattress, kitchenette, professional grade av equipment, a stack of paperwork, 3 office chairs, and a decretive knife hung up on the wall
rest of the building wasn't nearly as furnished but at least the contractors set up a conference room for me
i held a meeting with what little of my department had been assembled
basic stuff about what the position entails, what workplace harassment is permitted, W2s and such
i let Sammy, Femur, Ken, and Tarren out early
on tuesday i woke up in my office
showered and made dunkin run
the dog behind the counter recognized me
walked passed my old spot breakfast sandwich clenched in my molars
set down the rest of my order in the conference room and booted up OBS.gov
cant let the people of Massachusetts down
its not easy making hardcore pornography as a public servant
normally someone could just donate their particular fetish to the top of the queue
it has to go through committee
which mostly means Femur and Tarren argue about the merits of fake piss over real piss every time i am due for another piss scene
Sammy then fills an empty water cooler all the way with her piss and tips the argument in Ken's favor
my ex Francis thought it would be just like xir's tenure as poet laurite
its not like that. the commonwealth pays for me to get a new hair color every nineteen days
i linger in front of my old spot more than i like to admit
my old pillow lies in front of that gravestone in the third row same as always
could bring it in to the office
i am lucky that reporters keen on monitoring the whereabouts of government officials don't check here
every time i cross past the first row some part of me stops myself
i head back into office with my breakfast sandwich and tea
Tarren hands me the scene list for the day
there has been a lot of breath play on there lately
the other night i decided to go a show
venue was only 25 minutes from my office
really liked 3rd set of the night
Algy and the Rise of Contempt really got their shit together since when last i saw them two years ago
between their set and Obfuscations' their drummer came up to me
applauded my work at the department even though they voted for the twink
after Obfuscations i didnt want to listen to femurs "age regressioncore debut" so i snuck into the bathroom
iphone suction cupped to the disabled stall door two girls frotting on the bathroom floor
Secretary Cam Girl is in!
i call out and they immediately stop
the girl on top looks to me for guidance