https://www.brighthope.org/core/about-bright-hope/

https://www.kristeligt-dagblad.dk/kirke-tro/ekspert-det-er-en-ny-maade-muslimer-konverterer-til-kristendom-paa

https://www.cato.org/commentary/christianity-worlds-most-persecuted-religion-confirms-new-report

第二章https://paper.wf/wu-xia/wu-xia-xia-you-jie-ying-jiu-ji-hua-2

第三章https://paper.wf/wu-xia/wu-xia-xia-you-jie-ying-jiu-ji-hua-3

第四章https://paper.wf/wu-xia/wu-xia-xia-you-jie-ying-jiu-ji-hua-4

第五、六、七章https://paper.wf/wu-xia/wu-xia-xia-you-jie-ying-jiu-ji-hua-5

第八、九、十章https://paper.wf/wu-xia/wu-xia-xia-you-jie-ying-jiu-ji-hua-8-9-10san-he-h

番外https://paper.wf/wu-xia/wu-xia-xia-you-jie-ying-jiu-ji-hua-fan-wai-h

#五夏 #五条悟 #夏油杰 #咒术回战

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夏油杰长逼是偶然产物，只存在一小段时间，不会一直在，如果不喜欢请跳过。

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那天晚上的事情，理智上夏油杰并不想回忆。

五条悟作为妖怪，其他方面获得奇异的能力，夏油杰当然觉得很正常。

但是性能力这么变态是不是有点太过分了？

夏油杰辛辛苦苦爬回来找五条悟，结果五条悟把他草的到处乱爬。

太过分了！

一整个晚上，夏油杰都清醒着被五条悟的巨根按在地上摩擦。

一开始还很爽，后面差点给他穴肉磨冒烟了。

而五条悟的吊，竟然完好无损。

但夏油杰其实很喜欢五条悟的脸和身体，这副人类的身躯实在太帅太可爱了，看着这张可爱的脸蛋和五条悟肢体交缠，寻欢作乐，他心里美的很。

那天晚上过后，夏油杰进入贤者模式。

他觉得自己这辈子都不想做爱了，真没意思。

第二天，五条悟没有继续折腾他的意思，夏油杰心中为自己的屁股暗喜。

第三天，五条悟没有做爱的意思，夏油杰摸摸自己还没恢复的屁股，表示理解。

第三天，五条悟没有做爱的意思，夏油杰躺在五条悟的树洞里，翻来覆去的睡不着觉。

他有点想念和五条悟紧紧相拥的感觉了，虽然五条悟的身体还凉凉的硬硬的，但是那种感觉很舒服，很满足，像是一块拼图，终于和另一块最契合的拼图相遇，他们是彼此最完整的半身。

第五天，夏油杰的屁股好全了，他觉得自己的恢复能力好像变强了。

第七天，夏油杰闲来无事，逗五条悟的触须玩，触须蠢蠢欲动，最后还是被五条悟收回去了。

……

终于，第十天夏油杰早上起来，一股欲求不满的感觉让他精虫上脑，他决定对五条悟霸王硬上弓。

他雄赳赳气昂昂站起身，迈出步子，一步，两步……

等等？

感觉有点不对。

下面怎么凉飕飕的。

夏油杰低头一看，小兄弟还在，但是两颗蛋全没了，会阴处鼓鼓囊囊，竟然凭空多出一张女穴。

这啥呀？！

这啥！

夏油杰迈出去的步子瞬间收回去，整个人缩回自己的小窝，神色灰暗。

他苦苦思索了一整天，觉得人类怎么可能突然变性呢？

这里会变异的，也就一个五条悟。

难道是和悟做的太多，被那股神秘力量影响了？

那我该怎么变回去呢？

悟，也许会知道吧。

月上三竿，夏油杰顺着树干从树洞里出来，滑进水里。

他在月光下洗澡。

青木森林远离城市，生态古老，没什么光污染，月亮和星星因此显得格外明亮。

月光倾斜在夏油杰身上，顺着鸦色的长发缓缓流入水中，让夏油杰本就苍白的皮肤显得有些透明。

五条悟的树叶飒飒作响，一片霜白色的叶子随风飘落，掉在夏油杰面前，夏油杰用叶子当容器，给自己身上泼水。

一场冷水澡洗完，夏油杰觉得自己的情绪酝酿的差不多了。

他爬到五条悟粗壮的板状根上，双手抚摸树干。

夏油杰第一次触碰这颗树时，直觉得触手冰凉，带着某种冷血动物的触感，有点吓人。

后来接触多了，又觉得这树其实挺可爱的，摸着滑溜溜的很舒服。

现在再摸，总觉得指尖能感受到五条悟的呼吸，血液的流动，还有那点细微的体温。

他不懂这算不算爱屋及乌。

夏油杰抱着树干，就像拥抱着五条悟。

“悟，你已经十天没理我了。”

五条悟在心里哼唧两下，他还没原谅夏油杰，夏油杰还没有带着九百九十九朵玫瑰花来找他深情道歉顺便告白，他暂时不想理会夏油杰。

直到夏油杰的下体贴着五条悟隆起的树根，五条悟这才发现夏油杰的身体似乎不对劲。

什么玩意？

五条悟小心翼翼伸出一根细细的藤蔓，朝着夏油杰全新的器官探过去，小心翼翼戳了两下。

这个新生器官很敏感，夏油杰立马红着眼尾弓起腰，抱着五条悟树干的手却更紧了。

藤蔓再次探过去，拨开两片肥厚的阴唇，虚虚圈住阴蒂。

一声轻飘飘的呻吟从夏油杰嘴里露出来。

好像是粉色的，特别软，特别湿，还在出水。

要是勒起来呢，会肿吗？

五条悟的藤蔓把整个阴蒂都圈住了，夏油杰浑身一震，肉眼可见的在发抖，新生器官的小洞里源源不断涌出清澈的液体。

真神奇。

但是五条悟觉得两人还在冷战，再玩下去好像就有点不礼貌了。

所以五条悟收回自己的小藤蔓，继续装深沉。

夏油杰的花穴里涌出这么多淫液，把他整个下体都喷的黏糊糊的，见五条悟抽回藤蔓，也不恼，只是把自己的小逼对准五条悟板状根的棱角，轻轻磨蹭起来。

五条悟总觉得自己是一颗纯正的树，但他的树干上密密麻麻布满了相互嵌合的细小鳞片。

这些鳞片光滑又充满韧性，有时会随着呼吸张合，看起来非常可爱，充满了动物感。

让人联想到西方龙，或者蛇。

夏油杰仰头亲吻五条悟的树干，红肿的阴蒂在树根上越磨越快，越磨越深，把那颗敏感的阴蒂磨的变形，一抽一抽地又要高潮。

“悟，悟，悟！”

“太快了……呃……太快了悟……呃啊啊啊啊！”

吐着舌头翻着白眼，标准的h漫里的阿黑颜，简直像个痴女。

五条悟看着夏油杰这副模样，联想到以前看过的人类小黄漫，心里痒痒的。

他觉得自己和夏油杰也没到需要冷战的地步，现在也是时候和好了呀！

于是五条悟伸出几根触手，想要把夏油杰抱起来。

夏油杰挺着腰高潮，喷出的淫液几乎在树根下留下一汪小水洼，结实修长的大腿颤抖着，上半身无意识抬起，而后却直接失力，把那只娇嫩的小逼直接撞在坚硬的树根上。

想必夏油杰真不是故意的。

因为他一下子就疼懵了，呆呆地僵在原地根本不敢动，原本翘起一半的性器也焉了下去，潮红的脸颊重新变回苍白。

五条悟连忙伸出触须把夏油杰抱起，安抚似的抚摸他的长发，抚摸他紧绷的脊背，抚摸他几乎抽筋的大腿。

夏油杰躺在五条悟编织的吊床里慢慢放松下来，蜷着身子抱紧五条悟的触手。

五条悟不敢轻举妄动，生怕夏油杰的穴还没好。

夏油杰缓过劲来，却把五条悟的触手夹在腿间狎昵地磨蹭起来。

他那充血的阴蒂此时肿得不像样了，从阴唇里探出个尖，时不时蹭过五条悟的触手。

根本就是赤裸裸的勾引！

五条悟忍不住心猿意马，他咳了两声，问道：“杰，你的下面怎么变成这样了？”

夏油杰却一愣，“这不是你弄的吗？”

五条悟一脸懵，“我没有啊，杰可不要冤枉我。”

夏油杰有点慌了，“不是悟弄出来的，那这个怎么变回去呢？我不会变不回去了吧。”

一阵莫名其妙的知识流过五条悟的大脑，随后五条悟不假思索地说出来，“不会啊，最多两天就会变回去，杰不用担心。”

夏油杰狐疑，“悟怎么知道？还说不是你搞的鬼。”

五条悟觉得自己冤枉，仔细一想，好像也没冤枉自己。

“因为我的力量对杰的身体有影响，杰是不是觉得自己的身体变好了？这个东西是副作用啦，而且也不是永久的，只是每隔一段时间就会冒出来，有点麻烦。”

听到会恢复原样，夏油杰放下心来，对这种情况接受良好。

“那就好，还能变回去的话就无所谓了。”

说着，夏油杰翻了个身，张开大腿，腿间那道缝隙便完全展露出来。

夏油杰两根手指拨开阴唇，藏在最里面的艳红色阴道口暴露在空气中，水光滟滟，仿佛在邀请五条悟进去捅一捅。

五条悟听见夏油杰说，“悟，不想试试我身上新的肉穴吗？”

“我想要你的生殖腕捅进来，把我的小穴全都灌满，悟，你可以随便玩它。”

夏油杰让五条悟用生殖腕草自己，五条悟立马就亮了出来。

这——么大。

五条悟的其他地方都遍布细小的鳞片，而生殖腕却十分粗壮，表面没什么鳞片，却带着细密的白色短绒。

看着这些不算柔软的短绒，夏油杰终于想起他和五条悟第一次做爱时那种奇怪的触感是从哪里来的了。

夏油杰委婉地问了句：“悟，鸡吧上长这个不太合适吧。”

五条悟立马开始委屈，声音都有些落寞，“杰不喜欢？”

“我就知道杰根本不喜欢我的树形，以前夸的那些话全都是假的。”

“杰是不是觉得我的树形特别奇怪，特别难看？树叶也不错落有致，树枝也不风姿绰约，树干也不挺拔坚韧……杰就是觉得我难看！”

说着说着，五条悟真的伤心了，整颗大树扑扑簌簌抖动着，仿佛在抽泣，难过到叶子哗啦啦往下掉，看得夏油杰又心急又心疼。

夏油杰大声说：“悟是我见过最漂亮的大树。”

他拿出自己这辈子最大的文采，当场给五条悟念了一首长达三千字的赞树歌，从树根夸到树叶，从树干夸到树枝，从头发丝儿夸到脚指甲盖，夸完树形夸人性，夸完气根夸鸡吧。

“悟，我真的很喜欢你的树形，只要是悟，无论是树形还是人形都是全世界最美的。”

这顿夸夸给五条悟听美了，还想继续撒娇听到更多来自夏油杰的夸赞，夏油杰哑着嗓子连忙转移话题。

“悟，我好喜欢你的生殖腕，我的小穴好痒，你快插进来吧。”

五条悟傲娇地抖了抖生殖腕，“不要，杰逼痒了，就自己坐上来吧。”

夏油杰看着眼前的生殖腕，伸出舌头舔了舔。

呸呸呸，有点扎嘴。

没办法，只能提胯上阵。

夏油杰艰难地扒开阴唇，用阴蒂和阴道口磨蹭着五条悟的生殖腕。

他的逼真的很会流水，黏糊糊的淫液很快就把五条悟的生殖腕沾湿了，那些可怕的短绒在淫液的浸泡下变得软乎乎的，夏油杰努力用穴口吞吐生殖腕硕大的龟头，最后心中一横，缓缓坐下去。

吊床摇晃着没什么支撑，夏油杰的手臂都不知道往哪搁。

“悟，帮帮我……”

“我想抱着你，悟。”

“真是拿杰没办法。”五条悟喜滋滋地伸了一根粗壮的触手过去，塞进夏油杰怀里，满意地感受夏油杰柔软的小腹和胸肌。

夏油杰的小腹凸起一个小小的尖，随着生殖腕的深入，这个小尖尖越来越大，越来越深。

夏油杰被顶的几乎想要呕吐。

阴道被撑开，子宫也被撑开，随着那根生殖腕的动作随意拉扯变形，夏油杰觉得自己好像被挂在这根大阴痉上了，完全变成这玩意的肉套子，随便它将自己搓扁摸圆。

“杰，怎么不动了？”

五条悟圈着夏油杰的腰晃了晃，夏油杰发出几声呻吟，像是又被凿中了什么敏感点，抽搐着喷出一股水液。

他有气无力。

“悟，我没力气了，你动吧，我保证不挣扎。”

五条悟本来也没指望夏油杰能做到最后，欢快地应了声好，无数根须便铺天盖地朝夏油杰挤过来。

先是试探着钻进夏油杰的乳孔，似是感到刺痛，夏油杰仰着脖子呻吟了两声，但也没怎么挣扎，然后这些触须便肆无忌惮起来，无论是性器的精孔还是女穴的尿道，无论是已经被撑到极致的阴道，还是已经恢复如常的后穴，全部被这些触须骚扰和入侵。

甚至有几根还想扒着夏油杰的眼球钻进脑子里，被五条悟一手挥开便无影无踪了。

不过夏油杰此时已经无暇对这点小事做出反应，因为插在阴道里的那根东西此时已经开始抽插起来。

生殖腕上的短绒竟在此时才显露作用，吸附在阴道敏感的软肉上便不愿离去，每次抽离都发出一声吸盘似的声音，夏油杰因此觉得身体里瘙痒难耐，竟然要扭动着腰肢和屁股求着这东西快点插进去。

这是夏油杰第一次意识清醒地感受五条悟对自己的入侵。

有点恐惧，还有点兴奋。

夏油杰很难描述这种感受。

总之他并不讨厌。

不知道这根生殖腕在他肚子里抽插了多少次，直到里面火辣辣地肿起来才在最深处射了一堆粘液和种子。

直到这时，那些密密麻麻围绕在夏油杰身边的触须才一哄而散。

夏油杰低头看着微微隆起的小腹，感觉那些种子似乎没有他想象中的大……或者多？

他轻抚那处，并没有什么坠坠的感觉。

“悟，你射了多少在里面？”

五条悟想了想，“跟上次一样啊。”

夏油杰又按了按，不硬，甚至很软，好似在肚子里装了个水球。

“悟的种子有多大？”

五条悟的触手圈着夏油杰的腰，亲昵地蹭了又蹭，“就芝麻大小吧。”

“不是弹珠大小吗？”

“怎么可能，那射出来多疼啊。”

夏油杰有点疑惑，“可是我上次排出来种子都挺大的。”

五条悟也拍拍夏油杰的肚子，像个不诲世事的小孩一样，“也许是因为种子会长大哦，杰自己看，你的肚子在变大！”

夏油杰猛然低头，小腹处已经开始隆起，摸起来硬邦邦的，熟悉的坠坠的胀痛再次传来。

“这么快？！”

五条悟的触手却已经开始在夏油杰的穴里抠挖着，“好了好了，杰快快把它们排出来吧，不然可能会影响你的身体变回来的。”

夏油杰呻吟着扭动腰肢，他里面还是痒。

他有点难以启齿，但还是提出要求：“悟，你再操操我的逼吧，好痒，想让你操。”

这也太浪荡了。

五条悟就吃这套。

所以五条悟当场就将好几根触手塞进夏油杰的小穴里。

几根粗壮的触手交错着往夏油杰阴道里撞，每撞一下就发出响亮的啪啪声，夏油杰的下体水花四溅，五条悟都有点担心夏油杰脱水晕倒了。

好在夏油杰身体真的很好，他一边浪叫着一边按压自己的小腹，很快，几颗弹珠大小的种子从穴口噗噗噗掉出来。

五条悟眼睛一亮，“杰会自己产卵，好厉害。”

但是夏油杰继续按压下去，却没有更多的种子被挤出来。

夏油杰试图把手指伸进去勾，没有用。

他不得不向五条悟求救，“悟……这颗好大，堵住了。”

五条悟扶着夏油杰跪坐起来，那颗种子便坠在穴口，露出小半截圆润的表面，但是怎么也出不来。

夏油杰试图用力，但是那种子表面一层滑溜溜的透明质，一用力反而缩回去了。

小腹越来越鼓，这次不知道怎么回事，这样的种子好似有许多个，夏油杰急得团团转。

“悟，怎么办？”

两个人全都手忙脚乱，五条悟打开手机开始查孕妇怎么生产。

于是小两口一会儿吸气呼吸，一会儿外部使力按压，一会儿内里活动肌肉。

最后是五条悟灵机一动，用几根最细小的触须在种子表面编织成网给捞出来的。

原来那颗种子是个异形，好似三颗种子长在一块了，怪不得怎么也没法自己出来。

这颗种子排出来之后，剩下的便好弄了。

夏油杰趴在五条悟的触手上，用一个别扭的姿势全都排了出来，滴溜溜产了一小堆的卵。

夏油杰瞪了一眼五条悟。

“我再也不让你内射了！”

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8.

五条悟左等右等，等到天空由湛蓝色变成橘红色，又从橘红色变成紫黑。

直到天上的星星开始眨眼睛，五条悟才意识到自己又被夏油杰骗了。

“哈——”

五条悟感应到自己在夏油杰身上留下的后手已经离开青木森林，他沉默半响，被气笑了。

另一头。

夏油杰看着眼前波光粼粼的小溪，脱了衣服缓缓坐进去。

小穴还没合拢，被冰凉的溪水刺激了一下，噗嗤噗嗤吐出更多半透明的浊液。

夏油杰活动了一下酸痛的手臂，把僵硬的手指塞进后穴里笨拙地抠挖着。

一开始还是带着草木气味的粘液，后面便跟着越来越多的嫩绿色的种子。

弹珠大小，浑身溜圆，种皮坚韧，外面包裹着一层滑溜溜的透明质，离开身体便迅速干涸变黑而后碎裂，夏油杰试图打开一个看清楚，却发现里面空空荡荡，并没有普通种子那样的种胚种芽。

夏油杰苦笑。

他是个男人，又不是真正的母体，也不是树，更不是妖。

这些种子从进入他身体的那一刻开始，就在走向死亡。

时间紧迫，夏油杰生怕自己耽搁太长时间，五条悟不耐烦来找自己——谁知道五条悟到底还藏着什么手段呢？

于是只能草草收拾了一下。

虽然小腹仍然感到坠坠的没弄干净，但还是擦干身体，穿上衣服，顺着河流往青木森林外赶去。

这条河越来越宽，越来越深，在森林的出口突兀拐了个弯，不知道奔流去了哪里。

但夏油杰到这里已经知道路了。

之前岩哥和阿强小美就是在这里被他杀人抛尸。

那几个渣滓死的时候还在忏悔和哀嚎，其实心里根本没悔过，他们只是怕死罢了。

夏油杰没在这里停留，他备用外套的内袋里有信用卡和现金。

现在这个情况，信用卡是用不了了，但是现金随便花。

没有内裤走起路来有点扯蛋。

夏油杰急切地想要先买条内裤穿穿。

不远处的山林边缘有个小镇，地理位置偏僻，老龄化严重，人口稀少，发展落后，只有村口有间小卖部，里边什么都有卖的，只是质量不太好，还有很多过期的东西。

夏油杰去过一次后就骂骂咧咧地发誓再也不去了，没想到这次还是不得不把希望放在那里。

小卖部的主人是个眼睛耳朵都不太好使的大爷，笑呵呵地让夏油杰随便逛。

里面灰尘太多，夏油杰咳了两声，火速从最里面的架子上抽出一条内裤和一条汗衫，顺便买了些头绳和吃的喝的。

犹豫再三，夏油杰又买了一盒创可贴和消肿膏。

嗯，没有过期的那种。

村子里都是老人，很多房子空荡荡的缺少人气，夏油杰随便找了个老大爷，只花了3500円就能住一晚，出乎意料的便宜。

当然，房子不算多好，榻榻米都吱嘎吱嘎的，夏油杰踩在上面都怕不小心戳个洞出来。

但也有好处，有独立的卫浴。

夏油杰终于可以痛痛快快地洗个热水澡了。

浴缸清洗了三遍，光滑可鉴，夏油杰满意地往里面注满温水，身体躺进去的一瞬间就发出满足的喟叹。

想到临走前坠坠难受的小腹，夏油杰揉了两下，把手伸向下体，只用两根手指就将肉穴撑开，里面竟然又流出些许半透明粘液。

或许是浴缸里的姿势更加方便，原本藏在肚子深处的种子竟然一个接一个，自己从里面滑了出来。

夏油杰眼疾手快捞起这些种子扔进垃圾桶，很快就变成一团团焦黑的粉末。

圆溜溜的种子排了个干净，夏油杰缓缓揉腹，确实没有东西再出来了，可他还是觉得里面有东西，只能换个姿势撅着屁股继续努力。

可是努力了半响，浴缸里的水都凉了，还是没东西出来。

“奇怪，难道真的没了？”

夏油杰小声嘀咕着起身，打算先从凉水里出来，可是刚离开水，他就感到后穴里一阵异动。

啪！

夏油杰一屁股坐回水里。

“什么东西？”

夏油杰伸手一扯，竟摸到一小团触须。

光滑的，带着些许韧性和鳞片的手感。

是五条悟的触须。

夏油杰试探着喊了一声：“……悟？”

身体里的触角立马活跃起来，甚至还分出一小截细细的枝条，轻轻抚过夏油杰的大腿根，而后又勾着夏油杰的肠肉自己爬回去，进进出出，狠狠擦过夏油杰的前列腺。

“哈啊！”

刚发出一个音节，夏油杰就死死咬住嘴唇。

这样的老房子隔音大概率很差劲，他不敢浪叫。

五条悟似乎没打算放过他，那段触须分身依然在他的后穴活跃着，毫不留情地刺激着夏油杰的每一寸粘膜和软肉，夏油杰挺着腰翻白眼，浴缸里的水随着他的动作溢出来，，哗啦啦的水声一阵接一阵。

直到夏油杰几乎快要忍不住射出来的时候，身体里的触须倏然一静，只差临门一脚，夏油杰感觉不上不下的，撸了两下出不来，有点郁闷。

但是他也不敢和五条悟求情。

他骗了五条悟偷偷跑出来，本来就有错在身，现在是错上加错了。

冲了个冷水澡，夏油杰腿软的厉害。

他神色恹恹地套上汗衫，汗衫是纯棉的背心，可是他的胸肌实在太发达了，两颗被五条悟玩弄过的乳头肿胀紫黑，被摩擦之后实在不好受，夏油杰又挨个贴了两个创可贴。

屁股里还是难受，夏油杰挤了一大坨膏药，粗鲁地用手指塞进去转了一圈，这个动作让他几乎站不住脚，但还是强撑着穿上内裤和长裤，套上黑色的冲锋衣外套。

今晚上大概率不会平静，他准备和衣而睡。

咚咚咚，咚咚咚。

夏油杰刚要睡下，房东老大爷敲响了他的房门。

夏油杰打开房门，还在擦头发，居高临下地看着眼前这个佝偻着的老头，露出一个面具似的笑，“大爷，您怎么来了？”

老头端着一杯牛奶，还冒着热气呢，殷勤地往夏油杰手里塞。

“你喝，你喝。”

老大爷身上传来阵阵苦涩的气味，夏油杰皱了皱眉。

夏油杰推让不过，最后还是把牛奶收下了，但是他没喝，而是留在床头。

在这上面吃过一次亏，夏油杰承认自己是有点ptsd了，但是以防万一，也只能辜负大爷的好意啦。

今天真的很累。

夏油杰倒头就睡。

房间外，一群穿着警察制服的人簇拥着一个矮胖身影，猫着步子靠近夏油杰的房门。

其中一个女警皱着眉问老大爷，“您确定嫌犯中了药吗，这个罪犯可不简单，以前经受过抗药训练。”

老大爷眼中闪着精光。

“放心吧警官同志，咱用的是强效药哩，能放倒一头牛，这个小伙子还以为是牛奶里下药呢，他不知道在我身边待的越久中药越深。”

说罢，他露出一个独属于底层人民狡黠的笑。

领头的警察装备齐全，带着头盔和防弹衣，全副武装，小心翼翼打开夏油杰的房门。

吱——嘎——

床上，板板正正躺着一个容貌清俊眉眼细长的男人。

他肤色苍白，黑色的长发披散在洁白的枕巾上，修长的手指交叉放在小腹，呼吸绵长，显然是睡得正沉。

9.

夏油杰最近好像经常一觉醒来发现自己出现在奇怪的地方。

上次醒来发现自己被五条悟裹在树洞里。

这次醒来又发现自己被关在某个阴暗潮湿的局子里。

夏油杰环顾四周，眼前的场景倒也不算陌生。

这是搜查课最深处的监禁室。

他以前经常押送犯人到这里来，没想到有一天，自己也会被关进来。

屋顶上满是探照灯，煞白的灯光直直对着夏油杰的脸，把他的脸色照的很差。

夏油杰活动了一下酸痛的脖子，才发现自己此时竟然被束缚带绑在轮椅上，手脚完全动弹不得。

衣服没给换，头发也没梳，纯黑的外套上沾了几个泥点子，看起来很狼狈。

看见夏油杰终于醒来，铁栏杆外面的搜查官们终于姗姗来迟。

夏油杰是个危险分子，这无可辩驳。

但是现在，这头豺狼被剪掉了爪子，拔去了牙齿，只剩下桀骜的灵魂和美丽的皮囊。

山田朴看着夏油杰，脸上的得意和痛快显而易见。

旁边的女警显然也看不起他这小人得志的模样，不耐烦地啧了一声，转头看墙。

夏油杰缓缓抬头，在刺眼的灯光里眯着眼辨别眼前的矮胖子，像一只黑色的狐狸。

“哟——山田课长，您还没死呐。”

“隔着几层墙都能闻到您身上的臭味，我一抬头，果然是您，山田课长。”

山田朴陡然一怒，随后气急而笑，“夏油君，十年不见，你变得很没礼貌。”

夏油杰还要还嘴，旁边记录案本的警察适时敲了敲桌子，语气冷淡。

“别说废话了，这次的审理很重要，要是没有拿到重要线索和确实口供，嫌犯就要移交给中央警署那帮家伙，到时候可没什么功劳分给我们。”

这个年轻的警官看起来是在朝夏油杰威胁，最后说完，那锐利的眼神却扫过吊儿郎当的山田朴。

山田朴这些年隐姓埋名，早没了当年的权势滔天，衣领和袖口处露出隐隐约约的烫伤疤痕，显然在当年那场大火里没少吃苦头。

“姓名。”

“夏油杰。”

“年龄。”

“三十一岁。”

“职业。”

“探险主播。”

“嗤。”坐在旁边的山田嗤笑一声，“夏油君怎么混到如此地步呀，靠卖笑生活呢。”

年轻警官，也就是铃木刻，冷着脸再次扫视山田。

山田噤声。

夏油杰靠在轮椅背上，乌黑的长发里露出一张素净苍白的脸，形如鬼魅，笑着说，“干我们这行的，很挣钱哦。”

黑色的冲锋衣领里露出脖颈上略显暧昧的青紫痕迹。

看到这里，坐在观察窗外看监控的福田课长和副手对视一眼，露出一个你知我知的笑。

铃木刻装作没看见，继续整理资料，拿出小池侦探送来的资料，以及山田提供的资料。

“十年前，东京雅丽格酒店顶楼那场大火是你放的吗？”

“是我。”

“里面那些人也是你杀的？”

“没，我只放了把火，那些人磕药的磕药，喝酒的喝酒，应该是神志不清被火烧死的。”

“前警察局局长渡边谦是你杀的吗？”

“是我。”

“商人大阪辉是你杀的吗？”

“……不记得了，也许吧。”

……

这场审讯比想象中顺利很多，夏油杰对自己记得的每一件刑事案件都供认不讳，好像已经完全放弃自己了。

完成一件大案子，铃木刻长吁一口气，没有多说一句话，神色复杂地看了一眼夏油杰，拿着厚厚一沓资料离开了。

所有人都离开后，屋里的等也关了。

这里一片黑暗，空无一人，夏油杰静静坐在那里，仿佛在等待什么。

山田朴和福田课长大笑着走进办公室，隔着老远还能听见两个男人的谈笑风生。

铃木刻脚步很快，后面的女警爱子不得不小跑跟上他。

“铃木师兄……那就是夏油杰？”

铃木刻脸上仍然是那个严肃冷漠的表情。

“对，连环杀人犯夏油杰，十年间杀死236个人，在世界上都算罕见的高能力犯罪者……”

爱子打断他的话，小声嘀咕。

“你明明知道的，我说的不是这个，而且夏油杰作为警察的时候，真的是个很好的前辈，还帮你爸爸洗清过冤屈呢。”

铃木刻脑海里闪过一个穿着警服的年轻身影，那时候夏油杰还是短发，看起来朝气蓬勃正直无私，和现在那副病歪歪苟延残喘的样子一点都不像。

铃木刻脊背挺直，不为所动，“哪又怎样，他现在就是罪犯，还是个超级大罪犯。”

“可他杀的都是坏人啊。”

“坏人可以交给法律审判，而不是动用私刑。”

两人一前一后，你一句我一句，不像是在辩论，倒像是在说服自己。

夏油杰是个坏人。

夏油杰十恶不赦。

夏油杰真该死。

而在乌漆抹黑的牢房里，夏油杰正在和五条悟留下的触手分手斗智斗勇。

一开始接受审讯的时候，五条悟还算老实。

审讯到一半，这触手竟然开始在他穴口试探着往外摸索。

提前塞进屁股的药膏早就融化，丝丝缕缕流在内裤上，湿漉漉的不大好受，五条悟这一动弹，更是让夏油杰如坐针毡。

偏偏还被拘束带绑着，想动都不行。

夏油杰只能低着头，稳住声音，尽量不在一群警察面前表现的像个随时随地发情的变态。

如今人走了，但是监控还开着，夏油杰仍然不敢出声，但是五条悟却肆无忌惮起来，压着夏油杰的前列腺狠狠摩擦，另一头又分出细细的一条枝叶，旋转着插进夏油杰的性器中，不让夏油杰勃起。

夏油杰只能在心里一遍又一遍喊着五条悟的名字，企图用这温声软语让五条悟别再折腾了。

显然没啥用。

啪！

房间里的开关突然被打开，刺眼的灯光重新亮起，角落里的监控摄像头却默默黯淡下来，停止运作。

山田朴带着福田课长和他的副手，堂而皇之走进这个狭小的房间。

夏油杰眼中还带着泪，不知道是被五条悟玩出来的，还是被灯光刺出来的。

总之山田朴对夏油杰这副狼狈的样子很满意。

他哈哈大笑，然后退至福田课长身后。

夏油杰抬头，看见福田目刚正在用色眯眯的眼睛大量自己。

福田和他的副手毫无防备地走向夏油杰，仿佛夏油杰真的成了那个任人宰割的囚犯。

10.

再近一点。

再近一点。

夏油杰低着头，默默数着步子。

他想到自己22岁那年，就是这么对付山田朴和石川岳的，十年后，竟然又要用同样的方法对付新的搜查课课长。

站在门口的山田朴浑身发抖，仿佛在幻想某种美好的未来。

这么多年过去了，夏油杰已经成为他的心魔，他始终觉得夏油杰没那么容易被抓住，还认罪？呸！也就那群傻子才信。

但是没关系，等会儿让福田课长去送死，夏油杰暴起的一瞬间，他山田朴就跑出去把门锁死。福田被夏油杰死了，他山田还能当课长。

没错，没错……！就是这样，就是这样！

想到这里，山田甚至兴奋到开始颤抖，他握着铁栅栏门的锁链，随时准备逃跑。

3

2

1

砰！

“悟——”

束缚在夏油杰身上的束缚带果然如山田所料，直接像破布一样崩开。

山田兴奋地往门外跑去，脸上还带着扭曲的笑容。

一道白影掠过，坚硬的，可怕的……树枝？洞穿了福田的胸膛，把副手的脑袋都拍碎，最后出现在山田眼前。

这是什么？！

夏油杰果然是妖怪！

这是山田死前的最后一个想法。

夏油杰摇摇晃晃站起身，“哎呀哎呀，竟然把监控都关掉了，于我而言真是再方便不过了，感谢大自然的馈赠。”

五条悟的触手猛地缩回来，上面沾着血迹，怎么也甩不干净，他委屈得直往夏油杰怀里钻。

夏油杰接住缩小的触手，随便擦了两下就塞进兜里按住。

看着地上的三具尸体，满意点点头。

买一送二。

这把赚了。

除了少部分精英，大部分人都不知道搜查课其实是有后门直通地下车库的。

夏油杰从容不迫装了个逼，转身从大门走出去，拐个弯进了福田的办公室。

办公室里没人，夏油杰一脚踹碎休息室的玻璃镜，露出一个黑洞洞的出口。

然后施施然走进去。

车库里一排一排的警车，闪着寒光，夏油杰拿着福田的车钥匙，最后找到一辆低调奢华的库里南。

“站住！”

装逼过头是什么感受？

夏油杰不得不反思自己是不是太飘了。

于是夏油杰以迅雷不及掩耳之势钻进车里，车门都没来得及关，就发动车子冲出车库。

由于夏油杰车技稀烂，这辆顶级豪车的车门很快装在旁边的围墙上，直接飞出去，打在搜查课的牌匾上。

不过无所谓，车门没了，油门还在。

夏油杰一脚油门创飞搜查课的大院栏杆，朝着青木森林狂奔而去。

虽然夏油杰的车技差，但是铃木刻的车技好啊。

于是夏油杰带着一串警车小尾巴一路开进了青木森林的大河里。

期间几颗子弹差点打碎后玻璃射进夏油杰的后脑勺，幸亏五条悟及时挡了几下，才让夏油杰只有耳朵和颈侧多了道浅浅的血痕。

再豪的车被打中油箱也挺不住。

夏油杰一路火花带闪电地冲进河水里，车子在水面上烧了两下而后沉入河底没了踪迹，大风大浪拍打着夏油杰的脑袋，他身上也被火舌灼了两下，流着血在河面上沉浮，看起来好不可怜。

他掉了个头，往青木森林的方向开始狗刨。

很不幸，这是逆流，他游的很费劲。

却看见岸边有个黑点穿上救生服正朝自己游过来。

正是铃木刻。

夏油杰瞪大双眼，游的更卖力了。

至于吗？现在的警察敬业过头了吧？！

这种情况下为了逮捕他，连命都不要了！

铃木刻拿着简陋的大喇叭在风雨中喊，“夏油杰，快跟我上岸！这里风浪很大，不上岸就是等死！”

夏油杰全当没听见，一边刨一边喊。

“铃木刻，看在我以前帮过铃木厶的份上别再追我！这样你也很危险！一等功也要有命拿！”

铃木刻急得脑门直冒汗。

“夏油杰，你救过我爸这点我认了，我感谢你，我真谢谢你，你赶紧上岸啊！”

笑死，岸边全是警察，夏油杰又不傻。

他继续狗刨，刨累了又开始蛙泳，越游越远，越游越远，穿着救生服的铃木刻根本赶不上他。

实在没力气了就让五条悟拴着自己飘在河面上，休息一会儿继续游。

晚上九点左右，风雨骤停。

夏油杰终于在失温的边缘游进青木森林。

他爬上岸，拧干衣服和头发里的水，踌躇着不敢继续前进。

“悟，会怎么想呢？”

缠在夏油杰腰上的触手闻风见长，顺着衣摆钻进夏油杰里衣。

夏油杰拍拍触须，觉得躲也没用，不如早点去见悟，悟这么善良，只要诚心道歉，五条悟肯定会原谅自己的！

而且……

他自己其实也很想念悟啊。

夏油杰终于说服了自己，迈动脚步往森林深处走去。

一直逆着河流往前走，就能找到悟。

这是夏油杰的预期。

但是他完全没想到，五条悟一棵树，竟然能搬家！

当夏油杰看到五条悟整颗树都挪到小河边，树根弯弯曲曲盘踞在河岸上时 ，脑子瞬间短路，啪的一下跳进河里，蹲在水里不敢再前进半步。

那棵树就这样静静盘踞在那里。

发出莹白的光。

夏油杰想：“我就在这里，悟怎么不说话？”

“悟没看到我吗？”

夏油杰默默往前凑了两步。

“悟，我鬼混回来了！”

夏油杰又往前蹭了两步。

五条悟还是没动。

夏油杰急了，他站起身，趟着水往五条悟的树根方向走，因为下雨，水涨的很高，几乎没过夏油杰的肩头，走起来格外费劲，“悟，你怎么了，你没事吧？”

夏油杰走的又急又快，被水下的什么东西绊了一下，立马摔倒，呛了两口水，等他在河岸边扶着五条悟的树根站起来的时候，才发觉河岸的树荫里正站着一个人。

白发，蓝眸，一米九的身高，披着一件白色的浴衣。

只是脸上还带着木纹和鳞片，手脚仍然是根须的拟态。

现在，这个五条悟正冷着脸，居高临下地看着夏油杰。

“悟。”

夏油杰声音有点颤抖，他终于后知后觉感受到一点名为害怕的情绪。

五条悟弯腰，一双大手抚摸着夏油杰湿漉漉的脑袋，却没什么暖意。

一下，两下。

他说：

“杰，你回来了。”

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5.

五条悟原本是一缕孤魂野鬼。

他飘荡着，飘荡着，漫无目的地飘荡着。

直到有一天，他和一颗半死不活的小树苗融为一体。

自从成为一棵树，他就再也没法到处飘荡了。

他变成一只树妖。

虽然失去了自由，但是五条悟发现自己突然能尝到水滴的味道，能尝到泥土的味道。

这样也不错。

这棵树长得出奇的快。

很快，五条悟变成青木森林里最强壮的树，周围的草木全都避其锋芒，在他的荫蔽下，只有他能快活地晒太阳，喝雨水，吃掉土地里的营养，其他植物都不许抢。

随着力量的积累，五条悟开始向往不一样的日子。

每天躲在密林里面欺负这些不会说话的花花草草也太无聊了。

五条悟撇撇嘴，最后从本体中分离出一个和人类极其相似的外壳分身，行走于人类社会。

分身很弱，大部分力量依旧存储在本体中，所以五条悟给自己弄了个大学生的身份。

果然，自从当了大学生，不管他干什么都会被周围的人合理化。

当大学生真好。

五条悟喜欢当大学生。

完成学业之余，五条悟开始在网络上找乐子，岩哥探险直播，五条悟看见岩哥头顶一团黑气，看起来滑稽极了，好奇之下，把岩哥的直播切片都看了一遍。

早期视频里还没有那团黑气，后面黑气越来越多，越来越凝实，到现在，几乎覆盖了整个头顶，仿佛一颗爆炸头。

直到上周末，岩哥探险，和五条悟的本体拍了张合照，然后失踪了。

一开始五条悟并没有当回事，直到他刷到另一个直播间，这次是小美和阿强的情侣直播间，同样的头顶黑气，同样的探险，同样的合照。

他们也失踪了。

五条悟大惊失色，连忙在网上查妖怪的资料，最后确定了一件事。

没开智的妖怪，都是要吃人的！

那五条悟的本体到底算不算没开智的妖怪呢？

他的本体正在吃人？

一声闷哼传入五条悟的耳朵，让他的回忆戛然而止。

五条悟的嘴唇蠕动着想要发出那三个音节：“杰……”

冰凉的根须此刻像活过来了似的无孔不入，顺着夏油杰的衣领、衣摆和袖口往里钻。

夏油杰的嘴里塞满了一缕粗壮的气根，若事情到此为止倒也还好，只是更多的根须爬进他的衣服，贴着他的皮肤滑动、勒紧，先是微凉，很快被他的体温暖热。

很快，一缕气根试图钻入他的乳头，胸口一阵刺痛，这细小的根须似乎想要在他身体里扎根。

“这是哪来的流氓树！”

夏油杰瞪大了他的眼睛，回过神来心下一横，掏出一把锋利的小刀。

小刀的刀刃闪过寒光，他嘴里那缕气根被切断几根。

可是发出痛呼的却是五条悟。

夏油杰动作一顿，他努力忽略身上的不适，朝着五条悟看去。

只见五条悟的双手已经完全和树干融合在一起，原本手指的位置无端出现一道细小的伤口，流出透明的树汁。

夏油杰一惊，手中的小刀滑落在地上。

“悟，悟！”

“你怎么了，我该怎么救你？”

五条悟的声音变得越来越慢，“杰……痛……对不起……不想吃……杰。”

对不起什么？

夏油杰脑子里一团浆糊，他觉得自己太对不起五条悟了。

要不是他拉的那一下，五条悟就不会被吃掉。

他怎么都没想到这棵树竟然真的会吃人！

于是夏油杰挣扎着往五条悟的方向靠去，希望抱住五条悟的腰身把他从树干上拉下来。

这场景实在惊悚掉san，可夏油杰也顾不得那么多了。

但是已经晚了，不过几秒钟，五条悟的身体完全消失，化作古树的一部分。

洁白的卫衣一下子失去支撑，软塌塌落在地上，沾满了青苔和露珠。

悟，被吃掉了。

夏油杰被这场景激得红了眼睛，对着古树的树干猛猛锤了一下。

“杰……”

熟悉的声音却在脑海里响起。

夏油杰一愣，他抬头看树，却发现这颗古树正在缓缓褪去属于树木的深棕色，露出里面纯白的细小鳞片和柔软的触须。

整个躯干随着节律一动一动的，夏油杰能听见其中震耳欲聋的“砰”“砰”声。

它的心脏在跳动。

它正在呼吸。

明明形态还是一颗树，但夏油杰觉得它好像更加类似于某种奇异的动物，会动，会呼吸，会攻击……还会自己捕猎。

这种想法让他感到有些恶寒。

“悟，是你吗？你还活着对不对？”

问出这句话，夏油杰又一脸绝望和沮丧，他不小心害死悟，简直无颜面对他。

“都这样了，怎么能算活着？我真是说胡话了。”

越说，夏油杰越伤心。

他自诩是正义之士，把这么多坏人送进监狱，又把这么多渣滓送进地狱。

今天，夏油杰第一次害死了一个无辜的人，一个活生生的五条悟。

五条悟却无暇顾及夏油杰说了什么。

他现在手忙脚乱。

五条悟没想到跟本体融合回去，竟然还要接受本体的记忆。

冗长的、沉默的、细碎的本体记忆，和他在大学里经历各种学业知识与社交细节交织在一起——真够叫人头疼的。

更让五条悟羞愤交加的却是另一件事。

他的根须现在正扒在夏油杰的身体上。

这简直太冒犯了！

这不就相当于五条悟的手正贴着夏油杰的手臂，贴着夏油杰的胸肌，贴着夏油杰的小腹……贴着夏油杰的屁股？！

五条悟在心里崩溃大喊：

“我的本体，怎么会像个电车大叔一样猥琐。”

夏油杰肉体上的温度、每一次呼吸起伏、每一寸的柔软触感，全都通过触须传输给五条悟。

五条悟满脸通红，在黯淡的光线里，整棵树都泛起淡淡的粉色。

啪。

一声细微的脆响。

夏油杰惊讶地看向眼前伪装成气根的触须。

它竟然以肉眼可见的速度开出一串蓝色的小花，随着微风摇曳，散发出熟悉的甜蜜味道。

蓝色是五条悟眼睛的颜色。

味道是夏油杰曾经在五条悟身上闻到的特殊气息。

“悟。”

“真的是你？”

6.

22岁的夏油杰正是意气风发的时候，虽然在山田课长那里受挫，但是他仍然坚定地认为这个世界还没从根上烂透。

一切还有希望，不是吗？

这种想法在三天后被狠狠毒打了。

夏油杰喝了同事送的奶茶，浑身疲惫，不久便在办公室的沙发上昏睡过去。

一觉醒来，他才发现自己被绑住了手脚，被送到山田课长的床上。

床很大，夏油杰发誓自己这辈子没见过这么大的床。

现在这张床正在有规律地起伏波动，夹杂着床架的吱嘎声、性爱的呻吟声、糜烂的石楠花味和冲天的酒气。

夏油杰猛然一惊，瞬间清醒过来，转头一看，便是两具白花花的身体，仿佛肉虫子似的连在一起律动着，发出夸张的啪啪声。

躺在下面满面潮红大声呻吟着的人，正是昨天给自己送奶茶的同事石川岳。

“呃……”

夏油杰晃了晃自己还带着昏沉的脑袋，试图把那该死的药效全都晃出去。

屁股……屁股不疼，难道是我的老二……老二好像也没事？

夏油杰低头一看，终于松了口气，他身上的警服都还在，衬衫的扣子一如既往扣到最上面，甚至腰带上挂着的钥匙扣都没摘。

没时间庆幸自己暂时保住了清白，夏油杰就听见身边传来放肆的淫笑。

床上另外两人终于注意到醒来的夏油杰。

“哟——夏油君。”山田课长的眼角还带着淤青，表情却很轻浮和得意，带着演过头的惊讶：“夏油君，你怎么爬到我的床上来了？”

床对面，一个高清摄像机正闪烁着红光，把一切忠实记录下来。

夏油杰靠着强大的腰力和腿力从床上坐起，一脸警惕地看着山田课长和石川。

房间里只有两个对手，山田课长就是个废物，石川只是个文职，身手很差，估计是走后门进的搜查课。

夏油杰默默评估局面。

总之，优势在我！

“夏油君醒的真快啊，年轻人身体好，石川，你要好好向夏油君学习，多多锻炼，才能更好地服务人民。”

“哈依，还是山田课长更会调教人，让夏油君穿着这身警服被您教育，才会让他得到更好的成长。”石川点头哈腰，脸上还带着可疑的红晕，恭维山田的样子活脱脱像一条哈巴狗。

山田课长给石川使了个眼色，石川立马便塌着腰爬向夏油杰，胯间那条东西随着他的动作一甩一甩，夏油杰觉得自己要长针眼了。

他宁愿向自己爬来的东西其实是伽椰子！

石川很警惕夏油杰，但还是爬到夏油杰身边给夏油杰解扣子和裤腰带。

夏油杰身体紧绷，寻找最合适的角度和时机，一击必中！

石川当场流着鼻血歪在一边，没了意识。

山田课长没想到夏油杰竟然还有力气攻击，张着大嘴就要放声尖叫喊来外面的服务人员，夏油杰又怎么会给他这个机会？他干脆用手肘撑着身体，一记腿鞭扫在山田脸上，给这位德高望重的课长来了个脑震荡套餐。

夏油杰自己磨断绳子，处理好房间里的人和监控录像。

他以为这一切终于结束了，一瘸一拐地走出房门，想要拿着证据去举报这个尸位素餐的老领导，却发现山田课长玩的甚至不算变态。

原来如此。

这里是东京雅丽格大酒店顶楼，富丽堂皇，酒肉池林，这里为权贵们准备最好的服务，配合他们最恶心的犯罪。

这里有一大群夏油杰熟悉的面孔，新闻里的政客，警察局里的前辈，他的同事和后辈，名利场的明星网红，所有人纵情声色，只有他直愣愣地站在里面，像一根不知所措的愣棒子，格格不入。

倘若世上的罪恶全都能靠着一场大火烧干净就好了。

夏油杰带着一身血迹和焦痕从雅丽格酒店顶楼狼狈地逃出来。

身后是慌乱的人群和刺耳的警报。

一切罪恶被掩埋，他装作若无其事的样子回到搜查课，麻木地办理离职手续，脱下山田课长没能脱下狎玩的警服，从此以后，夏油杰消失在日本军政系统外的人流里。

今年夏油杰三十一岁，时隔多年，那晚的场景依然历历在目，他对性依然抱有些许敬而远之的态度，至今还没有过亲密的伴侣。

但是……

随着第一串蓝色小花的盛开，整棵树都接二连三开满了花朵。

这些花儿随风摇摆，簇拥着夏油杰，娇小，柔软，艳丽，好像五条悟那双湛蓝的眼睛正在注视他。

怎么会这样？

悟好像真的和这棵古树融为一体了，再也分不开了。

夏油杰又开始感到痛苦。

而另一边，强烈的羞耻之后，从来没有经历过发情期的五条悟毫无征兆地爆发了，从第一朵小花开放开始，他就完全控制不住自己的行为。

五条悟的每一根触须都在强烈地渴望着。

繁衍。

繁衍。

繁衍！

这该死的弱智树体，竟然把夏油杰当成了可以传播种子的母体。

而五条悟并不想这样对待夏油杰。

隔着网络的时候看夏油杰，确实觉得他很帅啦，五条悟有点憧憬夏油杰。

但是这不代表他一定要在夏油杰身体里播种！

五条悟可是一颗有原则的树。

一颗人性化的树，可不会趁人之危，强迫杰容纳自己的种子……等等，杰为什么要舔我的触须！

好软，好热。

杰也喜欢我吗？

杰也在渴望我吗？

五条悟心里有点小激动，无需过多思考，他再也控制不住自己的本能，触须疯狂生长挥舞，很快将夏油杰全身都裹成一个球，凡是能入侵的肉洞全被撑满，把那几声似痛似爽的惊呼尽数包裹吞噬。

7.

夏油杰其实没想那么多，只以为五条悟和古树融为一体后被兽性控制，不好好发泄就会一直难受。

或许五条悟还年轻，不懂得这种感受背后代表的意思，但夏油杰起码也是个三十多岁的成年人了，他对于五条悟的暴动有些冥冥之中的感受。

作为害了五条悟的人，夏油杰觉得自己义不容辞应该帮五条悟舒解一番……

起码让悟别那么难受了。

或许等悟慢慢捡回理智，还能变回人类，回归正常生活呢？他还这么年轻，念着名牌大学，前途光明。

早知道就不该答应带着悟跑到这里，没想到古树这么危险。

那些触须此时已经完全褪去了气根的棕绿色，变得莹白如玉，上面布满细小的鳞片，随着呼吸一张一合。

这颜色让夏油杰想到五条悟的白发。

它们像有自己的生命一般争抢着往夏油杰身上缠绕，颇有些五条悟本人撒娇的样子，这让夏油杰慢慢放下了戒心。

他说，“悟，对不起……”

话音未落，一根被其他触须挤开的藤蔓就钻进夏油杰嘴巴里，并直直往喉咙深处钻进去。

夏油杰一惊，随即放松了肌肉，甚至无师自通，配合地用唇舌讨好这根莽撞的藤肢。

他用舌头轻轻舔了一下，没什么味道，甚至带着点草木的气息。

但是夏油杰没想到五条悟会有这么大的反应。

就像压抑了许久的野兽，五条悟的藤蔓腾的一下全部往夏油杰的身体涌来，铺天盖地，把夏油杰吓了一跳。

原本就附着在衣服里的触须像蛰伏已久的蛇，在第一时间抢占先机，带着微凉的湿意钻进夏油杰的身体。

没有任何缓冲和扩张，夏油杰觉得自己好像变成一个任由五条悟玩弄的性玩具和飞机杯，一声痛呼带着莫名意味的呻吟刚刚消散在空气中，就立马被彻底堵住嘴巴和喉咙，再也发不出一丝声音。

无数根藤蔓和触须在他身上游走，时重时轻。

夏油杰身体上几乎每个洞都被填满，大腿敞开，屁股被触须拱起，后庭的藤蔓进进出出发出夸张的水声，流出的淫液有的飞溅，有的顺着股缝流下带起丝丝痒意。他动弹不得，像被蜘蛛网黏住的小飞虫，眼睁睁看着自己被蛛茧包裹束缚，成为案上肉，盘中餐。

疼痛让夏油杰感到安心。

欲火和舒爽让夏油杰感到羞愧。

他敞开身体向五条悟献上自己的歉意，以及一个年长者对年幼者的包容和安抚。

这样沉默着予给予求的模样让五条悟的动作越发肆无忌惮。

夏油杰不知道这场超越人类想象的性爱是什么时候结束的，毕竟他也不是二十多岁的小年轻了，醒来时浑身狼狈，大腿哆嗦着动弹不得，随着动作，屁股里还涌出一股一股带着清香的浊液，在身下积成一小摊水洼。

衣服全都撕碎了，就垫在后腰处，浑身赤裸。

“杰！你醒啦。”

五条悟的声音在耳边响起。

夏油杰一惊，“悟？”他环顾四周，“你在哪？”

“我在这。”

一根白色的粗壮触须伸过来在夏油杰面前晃了晃，看起来十分活泼。

夏油杰有点无所适从。

那根触手却十分熟练地拉开夏油杰的大腿，仔细观摩夏油杰的肉穴。

由于过度使用，那处不仅红肿异常，还无法合拢，露出里面软烂的穴肉，肉壁上还挂着白浊，看起来松垮垮的。

凉丝丝的空气从那处灌进去，夏油杰有点不自在地动了动腿。

触须看了一会儿，有点焉巴巴地把夏油杰的腿合拢。

“杰，我好像把你操坏了。”

他委屈巴巴地说，“对不起，杰，我太兴奋了，我侵犯了你，我太坏了。”

夏油杰连忙安慰五条悟，“不是悟的错，我是自愿的。”

说到这里，夏油杰暗暗在心中感叹 。

悟真是太善良了，明明都被我害成这副模样了，还向我道歉。

五条悟现在这副样子，对于夏油杰来说完全不像和人类滚了一次床单，更像是买了几根功能奇特的按摩棒然后进行了一场昏天黑地的自慰。

所以他并没有什么心理负担。

这次没被悟直接草死，已经算他赚了，更何况他也爽了。

现在他和悟算什么关系，炮友吗？

夏油杰的脑子有点迟钝。

收到安慰的五条悟自觉已经和夏油杰确定伴侣关系，触手尖尖泛着粉色，娇羞地把自己往夏油杰怀里靠。

夏油杰顺手把冰凉的触手往怀里揽了揽，手指在上面轻轻摩挲。

不想在这问题上多纠结，夏油杰连忙转移话题。

“悟，我睡了多久？现在是几号了？”

“失踪太久了可能会有警察找过来的，所以悟，我现在必须出去一趟了。”

五条悟的触手在夏油杰怀里顾涌了两下才说，“已经过去三天了哦，杰不能留在这里陪我吗？和我待在一起不开心吗？”

“不会有警察找过来的，他们根本看不到我们。”

“杰～留下来嘛，留下来陪我嘛！”

五条悟有点生气。

“杰真的杀过人吗？”

夏油杰心中猛地一跳。

“悟为什么这么说？”

五条悟声音闷闷不乐，“杰失踪之后大家都很担心你，后援团还组织了搜寻救援，结果突然有人说，杰其实是连环杀人犯，这次探险是故意失踪其实是为了逃避警方。”

夏油杰在心里小声嘀咕，其实倒也没错。

要是没遇到五条悟，那么网红夏油杰此刻真的该“失踪”了。

警方请的侦探外援有点本事，眼看着就要把夏油杰从黑暗中挖出来，他好不容易挑了几个恶心至极的小喽啰杀死在这附近，营造成失踪案，就是为了自己能合理脱身，然后带着他这些年当网红攒下的金银财宝逃之夭夭。

当然，现在计划有变，夏油杰突然意识到，在网上曝光他的人也许就是“那个人”，原本那个人躲起来，夏油杰这辈子都没希望杀他了，可是现在，那个人跳出来了。

哈，这个杂碎。

真是找死。

五条悟还在絮絮叨叨：“现在很多人都信了，还在网上骂你，可你一直没醒，也没有回应，信的人越来越多，警察也在找你。”

夏油杰心中一沉，于是试图转移话题，“这里不是不能上网吗？你怎么知道外面的事？”

五条悟紧追不放，“信号本来就是我屏蔽的，我想上网就上网！所以杰你不要出去了，外面好多坏人想害你。”

两个人拉拉扯扯一番，车轱辘话谁也说服不了谁，气氛有些僵硬，最后还是夏油杰缓解气氛。

“网上都在骂我吗？”

“对啊，还有一群人脱粉回踩，说警察都在找你了，肯定是有罪的。”

五条悟的语气有点愤愤不平。

夏油杰笑盈盈地继续问：“那悟呢，悟觉得我杀人了还是没杀，有罪还是没罪？”

五条悟感到莫名其妙，“杰就是杰，杀没杀人根本不重要，只要是杰就好了。”

哦，还是个死忠毒唯。

两人一问一答，气氛逐渐缓和，夏油杰说：“悟，我身上很难受，我想去洗澡。”

五条悟沉默了一下，有点不情愿。

“可是我的树洞才是最安全的，杰可以在我的树洞里多待段时间。”

夏油杰安抚五条悟，“悟，你的担心我都明白，但是外面都是在找我的人，我不会乱跑的，洗完澡就立马回来找你，好不好？”

五条悟被夏油杰说服了，还给夏油杰指了路，就在距离这一两百米的密林里，有一条半人高的小河，水势平缓，适合洗澡。

不洗澡的话确实不舒服。

杰想要洗澡也是情理之中。

五条悟觉得自己很贴心

夏油杰找到自己的背包，内裤没有备用，只能挂空挡，但是备用的长裤和外套都有准备，布料薄薄的很宽松，他穿上却磨的乳头有点疼，夏油杰捡了根树枝拄着拐走向河边。

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4.

读大学太贵了，没人能给夏油杰支付这笔昂贵的学费，所以他高中毕业就没再深造。

他从小到大都做惯了温柔的邻家哥哥，贴心的学长，正义的领导者，怀揣着这样的心情，夏油杰通过Ⅲ类特殊渠道，被录取为警察。

他的天赋很好，不管做什么都游刃有余，都出类拔萃。

很快，他因为协助抓捕酒驾逃犯立了功，从实习生升为正式警察。

又因为刑侦嗅觉足够敏锐，带着组里的人从人贩子手里救下几个儿童，辖区内一时间清气浩荡，路不拾遗，夜不闭户。

他升为小队长。

年轻有为，平步青云。

局里对他很看好，许多遥不可及的前辈向他抛下橄榄枝。

夏油杰干的风生水起，一时间风头无两，进入特殊刑警搜查课，备受当时的课长山田先生的器重。

直到接手了那个案子。

夏油杰把自己整理的疑点拍到山田课长的桌子上，“山田先生，我确定这个铃木厶绝对不是凶手，凶手另有其人，他绝对是栽赃嫁祸。”

山田课长不动如山，“哦？那么铃木厶没有偷资料吗？”

夏油杰心中一震，语气落了下去，“偷了。”

“铃木厶没有打中森先生吗？”

“打了。”

“铃木厶又打人又偷窃，他无辜吗？”

“他并不全然没错，但是……！”

“好了，”山田课长挥挥手让夏油杰闭嘴，他还是这么正义凛然，还是这么稳重，这么气派。

夏油杰看着山田课长，却觉得嘴里耳里眼里都堵了一团棉花，让他再也发不出半点声音。

铃木厶偷的资料是为了证明自己清白，打中森先生是因为中森拖欠工资还借口裁员，铃木厶做的一切都情有可原，落在山田课长嘴里却成了罪有应得。

可他没有杀人，更没有强奸虐杀幼女。

铃木厶是无辜的。

他就是无辜的！

山田课长却毫不在乎，“夏油啊，你帮我把资料柜里的新文件拿过来。”

夏油杰失魂落魄，转头打开资料柜，拿出最新的文件夹，身后窸窸窣窣的声音传来。

夏油杰拿着资料转身，看见的却是山田课长敞开的衣衫，脱下的裤子，裸漏的下体。

这个平日里道貌岸然的中年男子，此时正一脸笑意，用肥厚的手掌朝夏油杰招手。

“你过来。”

“你过来。”

“夏油啊，你为什么一定要包庇铃木厶那个罪犯，难道你也犯错了？我对你很失望，倘若这件事传出去，我也保不住你。”

“难道我还能害你不成？”

“你过来，接受我的教育，好孩子，好孩子，大家都会原谅你的。”

“夏油，你的身体真香，是不是喷了香水，是不是故意勾引我，我早就馋的不行了，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。”

夏油杰直犯恶心，把山田课长揍了一顿，落荒而逃，耳朵里还回荡着山田恼羞成怒的威胁和怒骂。

……

耳边传来咔嚓咔嚓的声音，夏油杰的回忆戛然而止。

定睛看去，原来是五条悟剥了糖纸，正把一颗水果硬糖嚼的嘎吱作响。

五条悟看见夏油杰的眼神，凑过来问：“杰也想吃吗？”

水蜜桃酸酸甜甜的清新味道扑了夏油杰一鼻子。

很香。

就像五条悟本人一样。

也不对，去掉这点水蜜桃的香气，悟身上怎么有股木头味和草木味。

下一刻，一颗柠檬味的硬糖被塞进夏油杰的唇瓣里。

夏油杰下意识吮了一下，然后被酸到整张脸都皱起来。

这是哪家的水果糖，味道也太还原了！

五条悟哈哈大笑，手机摄像头对准夏油杰的脸颊，保证拍的清清楚楚。

两个人的关系简直突飞猛进，不过几十分钟，夏油杰对五条悟的称呼就从“五条”变成“悟君”又变成“悟”。

“悟，这里的树木好像突然变得稀疏了一点。”

五条悟点头，语气里带着一种莫名其妙的理所当然，“对啊。”

“但是也更高大了。”

五条悟又点头，肯定道：“对啊。”

夏油杰看着五条悟，一脸疑惑，“你的态度好奇怪。”

五条悟讪讪，“没有没有。”

两个大长腿继续迈步上前，很快，岩哥、小强和阿美合照过的古树出现在夏油杰眼前。

夏油杰恍然大悟，“原来如此，是因为这颗古树太高了吧，枝叶又粗又密太强壮了，把周围树木的光线全都抢走，所以小树长不起来，剩下的树为了存活也不得不长的更高更细。”

说完，他忍不住感叹，“真是厉害啊，这颗古树。”

五条悟听见夏油杰的赞美，嘴角忍不住上扬，看见夏油杰转头看自己，又立马收起笑容，板着脸，一副严肃的样子。

夏油杰有点疑惑，“悟不喜欢这颗古树吗？”

五条悟迟疑问道：“你不觉得这棵树太霸道了吗？”

夏油杰觉得五条悟莫名压力一棵树，他盯着五条悟的表情，“悟，古树能有什么错，他只是照常生长罢了。”

五条悟觉得自己又要控制不住嘴角了。

他努力保持表情，“那，你觉得古树好看吗？”

“好看啊，”夏油杰点点头，“树干又直又挺，看起来特别有风骨。”

五条悟双眼发亮。

“叶子又大又亮，绿油油的很有生机。”

五条悟眼睛弯弯。

“树枝的形状也恰到好处，疏密有致，观赏效果也很好。”

五条悟的嘴巴又开始合不拢了。

“树枝上落下的气根很有氛围感，感觉特别浪漫。”

五条悟高兴到几乎要拥抱夏油杰。

他心花怒放，暗暗催促，“继续夸，继续夸！”

夏油杰却看着五条悟奇怪的表情，发觉到不对劲了。

于是夏油杰开始试探，“要是这树会开花就好了，肯定很漂亮，不知道是稀疏的大花还是细密的小花呢？”

五条悟想都没想，脸颊通红。

“对呀对呀，这树会开花的……杰！你怎么，怎么这么关心人家开不开花。”

他捂着脸，露出通红的耳朵。“这也太羞耻了吧！”

夏油杰在心里肯定道：“果然，悟应该经常来这里玩，所以悟君一路上都对青木森林这么熟悉，对这颗树也了如指掌。”

自觉得知了真相，夏油杰放下所有戒心。

他就说嘛，世界上哪有什么鬼鬼神神的，全是人类的故事赋魅，青木森林这一路走来，分明就很安全。

他拉着五条悟靠近古树，想要完成此次行程的最终目的——和古树合影留念。

五条悟却有点不情愿，想要远离这颗古树。

但是他有点低估了夏油杰的力气，被拉了个踉跄，为了稳住重心反而用手扶住了树干。

手心接触古树树干的一瞬间，五条悟突然面色苍白，不敢回头看夏油杰。

“悟，你没事吧！”

“别过来！”

五条悟的手紧紧贴在古树的树干上，用后脑勺对着夏油杰，一动也不动。

夏油杰有点愧疚，“悟，你怎么了，不舒服吗？”

“抱歉，刚刚我有点太用力了。”

说着，他就要上前一步扶住五条悟。

可是突然，昏暗的光线下，他看见五条悟的后脖颈上似乎正在爬上一条又一条树皮的纹路，与此同时，五条悟的声音也慢慢变得更慢，更轻，像树叶的沙沙声。

“杰……别……过……来。”

夏油杰满脸惊骇。

“这个古树，难道真会吃人！”

与此同时，高高垂在头顶的气根和枝叶随着某种奇异的节律摆动起来，看起来既柔软又诡异，缓缓蔓延到夏油杰的肩头、腰背、大腿和脚踝。

他被抓住了。

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Ingredients:

Spinach Filling: 1 kg fresh spinach Juice of 1 lemon 2 tablespoons sumac 1 teaspoon black pepper (ground) Salt to taste 1 cup olive oil 5 medium onions Red chili powder / chili flakes (to taste) Dough: 1 kg all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons cornstarch (or starch) Salt to taste Warm water (as needed for kneading)

Instructions:

Prepare the Spinach Filling:

Wash the spinach thoroughly, then chop it very finely. Squeeze the chopped spinach well to remove excess water. Add lemon juice, sumac, black pepper, salt, and olive oil. Mix everything well.

Prepare the Onions:

Chop the onions into small squares. In a pan over medium heat, sauté the onions in a little oil until they become soft and lightly golden. Add sumac, salt, and black pepper to the onions. Mix well and let the mixture cool completely. Once cooled, add the onions to the spinach mixture. Add red chili powder according to your preference and mix all ingredients together.

Prepare the Dough:

In a large bowl, mix the flour, cornstarch, and salt. Gradually add warm water and knead until you get a smooth, elastic, non-sticky dough. Cover the dough and let it rest for 20-30 minutes.

Shaping the Bread:

Divide the dough into medium-sized balls. Prepare a plate with some oil and a spoonful of cornstarch. Take each dough ball, dip it in the oil-cornstarch mixture, then roll it out on a surface sprinkled with cornstarch until it becomes very thin. Cut the rolled dough in half. Place the spinach filling in a long line along each half. Roll the dough over the filling (into a long roll or desired shape).

Baking:

Preheat the oven to 180°C (350°F). Place the stuffed breads on a baking tray lined with parchment paper or lightly greased. Bake from the bottom until the base turns golden. Then switch to the top grill/broiler until the top becomes nicely golden brown.

Tips:

Make sure to squeeze the spinach very well so it doesn’t release water. The thinner you roll the dough, the crispier the bread will be. You can adjust the amount of onions or spices according to your taste.

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que é a rendición de contas?

no seu texto Two Concepts of Accountability: Accountability as a Virtue and as a Mechanism (2010), Mark Bovens explícanos como a rendición de contas pode ser entendida tanto como unha virtude, é dicir, como un concepto normativo onde hai uns estándares de comportamento que deben de seguir os actores políticos implicados; como tamén como un mecanismo, como unha relación social que obriga a explicar e a xustificar a conducta dun actor concreto. nesta última, o que se constrúe é unha relación entre o actor que ten que rendir contas e o foro rendidor.

a identificación dos subxectos que participan nesta relación de rendición é esencial para o desenvolvemento básico do control político e, xusto nesta identificación, é onde considero que como docentes universitarias, é dicir, como actores que temos que rendir contas, non estamos a indentificar correctamente o noso foro de rendición. a rendición está focalizada nos estamentos superiores ao noso, facendo que a nosa única preocupación sexa respodermos adecuadamente as demandas de rendición das nosas xefas. en ningún caso temos a necesidade de nos preguntar sobre a opinión do noso alumnado, tan só pasamos unhas enquisas de avaliación docente que se asemellan máis a unha enquisa de satisfacción do consumidor que a unha ferramenta de control político na búsqueda do feedback e da mellora docente. ao final, o obxectivo principal das enquisas actuáis é a reproducción da mentalidade privatizadora da universidade mediante o fomento de narrativas consumeristas do alumnado.

polo tanto, a nosa rendición de contas docente tambaléase entre unha burocracia estruturada para dar resposta a unha concepción vertical das universidades e unha necesidade de control da utilidade das facultades baixo o paraugas da eficiencia neoliberal. rendimos contas á verticalidade burocrática e ao consumerismo estudantil, deixando de lado por completo ao alumnado como axentes diversos e interesados na mellora dos seus propios estudos. consideramos as estudantes como simples consumidoras que están (in)satisfeitas cos nosos servizos, mais son elas o foro rendidor que desexa e ten o interese político de mellorar a (súa) ensinanza superior, así como de controlar a acción das súas servidoras públicas, é dicir, de nós, das docentes. o alumnado non é un grupo de clientas, é un grupo de cidadás que quere saber e controlar a acción pública e política.

que facer?

para que a relación de control e de rendición de contas funcione correctamente unha das primeiras necesidades básicas é que o foro reciba información veraz e en tempo do funcionamento ou dos resultados da política. a pregunta por tanto cae polo seu propio peso. na docencia, canto tempo dedicamos a presentarmos os resultados da nosa asignatura ou o seu funcionamento ao noso público de control, ao noso alumnado? cantas veces poñemos enriba da mesa os obxectivos das nosas actividades e decisións docentes e os seus resultados?

en segundo lugar, a posibilidade de debate é estritamente necesario, isto é, que o foro poda cuestionar as accións e resultados dos actores, mais tamén que os actores podan responderen a estas valoracións. abrir o debate entre alumnado e profesorado, discutir sobre as metodoloxías, escoitar o que as alumnas pensan e opinan sobre as actividades, mais tamén ter a capacidade de contestarmos, de facermos unha conversa, un debate entre estamentos. as enquisas de valoración docente nin dan o espazo para o cuestionamento estudantil nin para a defensa do profesorado. son ferramentas de rápida produción e consumo.

por último, o foro debe ter a posibilidade de xulgar as accións do actores tanto para sinalar as deficiencias e erros no funcionamento político como para identificar e recompensar os bós resultados. se dispomos dun espazo de discusión e debate entre o alumnado e o profesorado, é dicir, un lugar onde non só as estudantes teñen voz para a crítica senón que nós, as docentes, tamén podemos responder e explicarlles as nosas decisións, a configuración dun órgano estudantil de sanción e recompensa pode ser unha posibilidade máis que viable. isto, obviamente, debería de dispoñer de ferramentas de control e equilibrio para manter e garantir a voz do alumnado sen convertila na única válida.

en conclusión, débese mellorar as accións de rendición de contas mediante a elaboración de contidos e espazos onde alumnas e docentes poidan discutir sobre o funcionamento das súas clases. por un lado, isto volvería a situar ao estudantado no centro da decisión e do control político e, polo outro, permitiríalle as docentes explicar e responder ás dúbidas e cuestións que teñen as súas alumnas sobre a súa asignatura. a conversación sobre o funcionamento da universidade non pode seguir agochada.

英國《每日電訊報》（The Telegraph）揭露，中國政府疑似建立一套名為「境外人員動態管控平台」的監控系統，透過整合監視器、人臉辨識、簽證資料與手機App資訊，即時追蹤外國人在中國境內的行蹤、人際關係與活動紀錄，甚至連外國記者都被列為重點監控對象。

報導指出，該平台由獨立資安研究員組織「NetAskari」發現，系統介面外觀看似一般資料儀表板，但實際上卻能詳細掌握外籍人士的動態，包括所在位置、經常接觸的人、曾同行者以及長期社交關係。

遭納入監控範圍的對象包括外國學生、「五眼聯盟」（美國、英國、加拿大、澳洲與紐西蘭）國家公民，以及維吾爾族人與台港澳人士等特定族群。此外，外國記者也是系統的重點對象，其中甚至包含《每日電訊報》前駐中國記者嚴倩君（Sophia Yan）本人；部分人士還會被系統標註為「可追蹤（trackable）」。

嚴倩君透露，在中國擔任記者的十年期間，中共政府一直在盯著她，不但經常被跟蹤，甚至還會遭到襲擊。因此當自己出現在政府監控平台的系統資料內，她完全不意外。她透露，自己的個人資料在「境外人員動態管控平台」中被完整記錄，包括2021年的照片、工作單位、中英文姓名、性別、出生日期、國籍、護照號碼以及中國手機號碼。

令人毛骨悚然的是，該系統除了具有關係圖譜分析功能，可追蹤人際網絡變化之外，連她在中國期間的活動地點與出現頻率等細節也都被系統記錄下來。對此，嚴倩君擔憂，中國確實能夠將所有資訊整合在一起，並追蹤其認為「有問題」的人，而可怕之處在於，中國可能會推廣這項技術，開始追蹤境外人士。

研究人員指出，該平台疑似由中國河北省公安系統開發，建置時間可能可追溯至2021年，並持續擴充功能。系統整合來源包含公共監視系統、交通與出入境紀錄，以及各類實名制手機服務資料，分析個人與同事、同學、鄰居或同國籍人士之間的互動，例如系統可直接篩選「居住於某地區、彼此為同事且曾一起被拍攝到的所有美國人」。

中國近年推動多項大型監控計畫，包括「天網」與「雪亮工程」，全國監視器數量龐大，並廣泛導入人臉辨識技術，應用場景涵蓋地鐵、社區與公共場所出入管理。加上手機應用程式普遍實名制，使資料整合更為完整。

NetAskari研究員霍弗（Marc Hofer）表示，中國長期將記者視為威脅政權敘事的重要角色，因此監控外媒其實並不令人意外，「中共一直試圖控制歷史敘事、控制人民思想與現實認知，這就是他們的運作方式。」

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1 kg sea bream fish or any preferred type of fish

4 cloves of garlic

1 tomato

1 hot green pepper (optional)

1 hot red pepper (optional)

1 onion

1 teaspoon tomato paste

Juice of 2 lemons

Salt to taste

Fish seasoning

Fish Seasoning Ingredients:

Cumin

Paprika

Black pepper

Turmeric

Ground ginger

Preparation Method:

1. Clean the fish well by removing only the scales and internal organs, then wash it with water and lemon.

2. In a blender, add the garlic, tomato, hot green pepper, hot red pepper, onion, tomato paste, lemon juice, salt, and fish seasoning, then blend everything well.

3. Pour the mixture over the fish and make sure the marinade covers it completely.

4. Place the fish in a baking tray covered with foil.

5. Bake in the oven at 180°C Duration: 40 minutes until fully cooked and nicely browned.

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Prologue

La pièce est dépouillée. Genre cellule de moine. La lampe de bureau est placée du mauvais côté. A droite. C'est ma pénitence. Entre le cilice et la flagelle j'ai choisi la lampe. Du mauvais côté.

Dieu est miséricorde. Nul besoin de souffrir pour être pardonné. L'inconfort suffit : une prière psalmodiée entre quart et moins le quart et la lampe du mauvais côté. J'ai gagné mon paradis. Ce qui suit n'est donc pas une confession. Je suis l'Agnus dei. Depuis vingt minutes maintenant.

Seizième siècle. Quelque part. Un bûcher. Un méchoui. Sans agneau. Je dérape.

Blablabla.

Voilà. Reblanchi.

Je remets la lampe du bon côté. A gauche. Je suis prêt.

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Ingredients:

• Clean chicken liver (1 kilo – serves about 4 people)
• 4 cloves of garlic
• Juice of 1 lemon
• Hot red chili powder (3 tablespoons)
  
• Salt
• 1 onion, sliced
  

Instructions:

Clean the chicken liver well and place it in a baking tray.

In a small bowl, mix the crushed garlic, lemon juice, and hot red chili powder together.

Pour this mixture over the chicken liver.

Add salt.

Slice the onion and spread it over the mixture (circles or long slices, as you prefer; it gives flavor).

Mix all the ingredients well.

Bake in a medium oven (180°C) for about 30 minutes until cooked and golden.

Serving suggestion: This meal is served with fried potatoes, yogurt (labneh or sour cream), and lemon slices. These sides are eaten together with the liver as a dip.

Story

Since I was a child, there was one thing I could never accept no matter what… chicken liver. I used to avoid its smell and taste and refuse to eat it completely. One day, I felt very dizzy, and my mother took me to the doctor. After the examination, the doctor told her that I needed foods that strengthen the blood, such as meat and chicken liver. But the problem was that I had hated liver since I was little, so I started thinking of a way to make it more enjoyable for me. Since I love spicy food, I came up with a special idea that changed everything.

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I’m Angham from Gaza, a mother of two. I lost my home and I am currently living without shelter. By nature, I am not someone who likes asking people for help, and if it weren’t for the extreme need I’m living through, I would never have created a GoFundMe campaign.

But I had an idea, and I would really love to hear your thoughts about it. I also hope you can help me share this widely so it can reach more people.

I truly love cooking, and I have my own special recipes — recipes that are not available online because they come from my personal experience and creativity. So I thought, instead of only asking for help, maybe I could share my recipes in exchange for any small amount people are able to give. This way, you would be supporting me while also receiving something made with love and effort from me.

If people like the idea, I’ll start sharing my recipes gradually. And even sharing this post would mean so much to me ❤️

No sabes de corazones rotos, pequeña. Conviertes el atún en frecuencias que sanan y llenas las grietas que su adios dejó, mientras te envuelvo en mis brazos y sincronizamos nuestros latidos...

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_Puse mi ropa a lavar para quitar el “J'adore lumiere” que en ellas quedó impregnado. Las dejo secando al sol. El viento sopla y borra la última traza de su escencia, el aroma, ese aroma, sigue ahí...

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Canicule

Pays: Belgique. Lieu : Bruxelles. Mois : juin. Jour : inconnu. Météo : ciel bleu. Age: sans importance.

Il fait chaud. Très chaud. La chaleur est épaisse. Visqueuse comme de l’huile. Elle ne coule pas, elle épouse. Elle moule. Pompéi. Les corps emprisonnés dans une coque de lave, saisis à point. Comme des steaks. En croûte. Nous sommes des steaks. Enfournés.

Des steaks qui attendent. En file. Bruxelles à l’heure de pointe.

Trois mètres. Stop.
Aux mains de l'Etat Bleu. Trois mètres. Stop. La force s'appelle Loi Saignant. Trois mètres. Stop. Aux mains de l'individu A point. Trois mètres. Stop. Elle se nomme crime Trop cuit.

Je venais de découvrir le métal. Et le punk. Bérurier Noir. J'advenais au monde : ni Dieu ni maître. La radio diffuse une publicité pour Perrier. C’est comme se bâfrer devant des Ethiopiens. Indécent. Tant qu'il y a du noir y a de l'espoir. Miam.

Mon père riait aux âneries franchouillardes des Grosses Têtes. Il est mort.

On ne dit pas du mal des morts.

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Les gants jaunes

C'est l'heure de la vaisselle.

J'ai enfilé mes gants de ménage. Jaunes. Le claquement du latex, la douceur de la doublure. Je n'ai plus d'empreintes, je ne laisse plus de traces.

Je deviens invisible. Libre. Comme le couvercle qui s'est évadé de l'armoire. Dangereux ?

Mon corps est un lave-vaisselle, ma tête descend la colline. Sisyphe version 2.0 : faire la vaisselle en pensant à autre chose.

Une assiette : je suis un chirurgien.

Un couteau : Jack the Ripper.

Libre pendant que je récure les plats, que je remonte ma pierre. Camus dépassé. A moi le Prix Nobel.

Londres. Whitechapel. La nuit. Une rue pavée. Un rai de lumière transperce le brouillard. Dans la chambre un corps, dans la cuisine un homme. L'eau coule dans le siphon. Je retire les gants. Clac. Tête et corps à nouveau en syntonie.

Je range le couvercle en maugréant. J'ai des idées de meurtre. Mais je n'ai plus mes gants. La prochaine fois, je les garde. Juste pour voir. Histoire de faire avancer la recherche. Je suis criminologue tout de même.

Ma femme est allergique au latex. Le nitrile a-t-il le même pouvoir ? Il faudrait voir.

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One game I tried this way was Diablo. It had the distinction of running really well on my Pentium PC with 166mhz, which was the bane and base of my early PC gaming experience. I played the game a lot. I understood it very little. I had to be a young teen back then and RPGs were still a very foreign concept to me. I grew up with an NES and only dabbled a bit in Amiga games. But the mood of the Action RPG title was great. It felt like playing something forbidden. So I played, never getting any good at the demo. Basically cheesed my way forward by using the health fill up of level ups. That’s how little I understood about the game. What are those red potions for anyway?

Back then, if I wanted a new game that had zero chances of landing on one of those magazine disks, I had to get a used copy. In Luxembourg, getting games in the 90’s wasn’t always an easy task. But in a bordertown to Belgium (borders are never far away in Luxembourg, but this one sat almost right on top of it) there was a flea market. It was organized once per month and it was focused on PCs. Hardware and software was sold back there. I remember it vividly. Huge stacks of old computers, disk drives and the like. Bigbox PC games shown off proudly. A lot of it was FPS-fare of the day: Doom, Quake and Duke Nukem. Since most of these games were forbidden, censored or hard to get in Germany, Belgian and French sellers took the opportunity of selling these games in Luxembourg to potential German customers.

That’s where I got my copy of Diablo. It cost 800LUF, which roughly translates to 20€. It came in a simple jewelcase, just the back having the original inlay with some text and a couple of screenshots. No box or manual, but it had an ugly sticker with the name of the original owner on the disk. So you could say my copy is unique. Looking back, that was probably the reason why the asking price was so low. Diablo 2 hadn’t been out yet, so the game wasn’t that old yet. I got it right away, without thinking twice.

I never managed to get past the first five levels of the main dungeon. I learned a bit more about it’s mechanics, but I guess it was too complex for me and by the time my brain had developed enough to grasp what an RPG even is, I had already moved on to Diablo 2.

No, it took me until the GOG version launched to actually play through the original. I was impressed, the mood is very 90s PC gaming and the game holds up. For the most part. Not too happy with the controls and the way combat is even handled, but it was a worthwhile experience none the less.

This year I had decided to do a retrogaming month. I baptized it “Retromay”, because I’m that kind of creative person. Since the GOG version initially launched, the Hellfire expansion was added to it. I have a weird fascination for that expansion. Back when it released, I didn’t have enough money to get it, instead buying some weird 3rd party addon disk for 10DM over in Germany that I could not get to run at all. And that was that for me and Diablo back then. But now? Now I could finally go and play it. Even try out that new class I always wanted to try.

I found out very quickly that the game does not play nice with Linux Mint. All I got was a black screen with soundeffects. It reminded me of the old DOS games, where you had to fiddle so much to get stuff up and running. Thankfully, fans had already taken care of things and with the aid of GOG and the DevilutionX mod, I was able to get the game to run via the Heroic Game Launcher.

The Monk class is very interesting. I went barefisted and looked up how to spend my points. It was tough at times. Diablo can be very unforgiving if you don’t want to cheese your way through it. Doors are your friends, funneling the enemies one by one through them sometimes your only way of surviving. But the game grabbed me completely for fours days until I had finished the main dungeon and the side dungeon.

Would I have enjoyed the addon back as a teen? Maybe. I was too young and stupid to really understand Diablo. Even my time with Diablo 2 was defined by me not playing through it for years, restarting it over and over again. And this would have been no different. But there’s a benefit to growing older. You learn to appreciate old things.

“The darker the surface, the more the heating. Fresh asphalt reflects only 4 percent of sunlight compared to as much as 25 percent for natural grassland and up to 90 percent for a white surface such as fresh snow.” Yale

Other places have also started catching on. For example, even in 2012 in the USA, volunteers started painting tar roofs white in New York. 1 However, this is not something trending everywhere. Some places are accustomed to dark colored roofs, so even in hot climates, they are slow to change.

This change will of course be easier in places where flat roofs are more common and ready to paint, but slanted roofs have options too. For example, metal roofing is more environmentally friendly2 than shingles, is more durable, and can last longer. What is more, the reflective properties of the metal can also help cool your homes.3

#GreenLiving #BetterBuilds #Construction #homes #houses

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The luxury housing sector in the Bahamas continues to experience remarkable growth as international investors, retirees, and vacation home buyers actively search for premium island properties. With increased global interest in tropical living and long-term investment security, the Viceroy Luxury Real Estate Group is helping buyers discover exclusive opportunities in the expanding real estate Bahamas market.

From waterfront villas to luxury condominiums and private island estates, the demand for Bahamas property for sale has reached new heights. Buyers are increasingly attracted to the Bahamas because of its tax-friendly environment, stable economy, beautiful climate, and direct access from major U.S. cities.

Why Buyers Are Investing in Real Estate in the Bahamas

The Bahamas has become one of the most desirable destinations for luxury real estate investments. Property seekers are looking for both vacation homes and long-term investment assets in regions known for strong property appreciation.

Key Reasons Buyers Choose the Bahamas:

1. Strong demand for homes for sale in the Bahamas
2. Attractive beachfront and ocean-view communities
3. Growing inventory of Bahamas land for sale
4. Favorable conditions for foreign property ownership
5. Luxury lifestyle combined with investment potential
6. Excellent opportunities to buy a house in the Bahamas for vacation or retirement

The current market has also opened doors for investors seeking undeveloped land parcels and custom luxury home construction. Many international clients are exploring Bahamas land for sale to create personalized waterfront estates and private retreats.

According to a spokesperson from Viceroy Luxury Real Estate Group, “The Bahamas continues to attract buyers who want both lifestyle benefits and long-term property value. We are seeing increased interest in luxury residences, beachfront homes, and investment-ready land throughout the islands.”

Growing Interest in Bahamas Property for Sale

The rise in tourism and remote work opportunities has further accelerated interest in Bahamas property for sale. Buyers from the United States and other international markets are seeking secure, high-value investments in locations that offer privacy, luxury, and year-round warm weather.

Whether clients are searching for vacation residences, investment properties, or retirement homes, the selection of homes for sale in the Bahamas continues to expand across premier island communities. The ability to buy a house in the Bahamas with professional guidance and local expertise has made the process easier than ever before.

About Viceroy Luxury Real Estate Group

Viceroy Luxury Real Estate Group is a trusted real estate company specializing in luxury island properties, beachfront estates, investment opportunities, and premium real estate Bahamas listings. The company assists international and local buyers in finding exclusive Bahamas property for sale, including luxury residences, waterfront villas, and Bahamas land for sale across the islands. With deep market knowledge and personalized service, Viceroy Luxury Real Estate Group helps clients confidently buy houses in the Bahamas and explore the finest homes for sale in the Bahamas.

Travelers looking for premium travel experiences are increasingly searching for smarter ways to save on international and domestic flights. BuyBusinessClass is helping travelers simplify the booking process with trusted guidance, exclusive savings opportunities, and access to premium flight deals business class options designed for comfort-focused passengers.

As more travelers prioritize comfort, flexibility, and premium airport services, demand for affordable airfare business class options continues to rise. BuyBusinessClass provides travelers with carefully selected flight opportunities that make luxury travel more accessible without the high price tags commonly associated with premium cabins.

Why Travelers Choose BuyBusinessClass for Business Travel

BuyBusinessClass focuses on helping travelers compare and secure affordable business class flights for major international destinations. The platform offers support for travelers searching for premium airline seating, long-haul comfort, and personalized booking assistance.

Key Benefits of Using BuyBusinessClass

1. Access to discounted flight deals and business class options
2. Competitive Airfares in Business Class for Global Routes
3. Personalized support for premium travel bookings
4. Flexible options for international business class flights
5. Easy access to premium business class tickets for vacations and corporate travel

The growing interest in premium air travel has encouraged travelers to seek reliable booking services that provide value while maintaining comfort. BuyBusinessClass helps travelers identify opportunities that align with their schedules and travel preferences.

Rising Demand for Flight Deals in Business Class

Many travelers are now choosing premium cabins to improve long-distance travel experiences. Spacious seating, priority boarding, lounge access, and upgraded onboard dining are some of the reasons travelers continue booking business class tickets through trusted travel platforms.

A spokesperson for BuyBusinessClass said, “Travelers are becoming more selective about comfort and value when booking international flights. Our goal is to help customers discover reliable flight deals and business class opportunities while simplifying the process of finding affordable premium travel solutions.”

How BuyBusinessClass Supports Premium Travelers

BuyBusinessClass continues to support travelers by offering access to better airfare business class choices across multiple airlines and destinations. Travelers can explore premium cabin opportunities for business trips, family vacations, and luxury leisure travel.

Popular Travel Needs Covered by BuyBusinessClass

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The company's travel-focused approach helps customers make informed decisions while securing premium airline experiences at more competitive prices.

About BuyBusinessClass

BuyBusinessClass is an online travel platform focused on helping traveler's access affordable business class flights and premium international travel opportunities. The company specializes in offering competitive airfares in business class, personalized booking support, and access to exclusive business class tickets for travelers seeking comfort, convenience, and value.

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Seeds might seem like a non-controversial subject, but it can get very tricky. Let's say you breed some oat varieties together to create a plant that is resistant to a type of blight. Well, now you can claim the plant as your intellectual property, and thus make it illegal for farmers to save the seeds from the crops they grow. If the farmers want to protect their crops from blight, they'll have to buy your seeds every single year. 1 2

As this continues, companies try to increase the production of the crops (for example, bigger than ever strawberries), sometimes at the cost of breeding out nutritional properties  and varieties that might have resistance to other risks (for example, a plant having higher resistance to droughts).

There are some efforts to fight this, however. For example, there is the Open Source Seed Initiative and Open Source Seeds which both aim to protect and increase options for seeds that are public domain.

Seed Bombs

Masanobu Fukuoka (1913 – 2008) was a promoter of no-till and natural farming from Japan, and was well known for his work on fighting desertification. 

He was a microbiologist and agricultural scientist specializing in plant pathology, and his personal research and writings earned him awards as he traveled the world teaching(including meeting with the United Nations).

Seedball is a mixture of clay and various seeds, that allows the seeds to stay protected inside the ball until it rains, and the conditions become favourable for sprouting.

One aspect he was most known for was his use of seed balls, which was an ancient technique he re-discovered and popularized. The idea is that the seeds are protected, but will become exposed when it rains. As the clay breaks apart, the seeds that are meant to grow will grow.

In 1973, those seed bombs started being used by Liz Christy for guerrilla gardening, and has been used for that since.

DIY Seed Bombs:

1. Gather a variety of seeds, and mix them together
2. Knead the clay, adding small amounts of water. Kneed well to avoid cracks.
3. Mix seeds into a small amount of clay so that the seeds are not exposed and roll into a round shape.
4. Throw the seed balls where you want them to grow.

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How it typically works is that the grey water is piped into a series of natural filters, so that the result is surprisingly clean water without the use of chemicals. That water (while not drinkable) can be used to water plants.

Do note that to use this system, you must use bio-degradable detergents, soaps, and so on. Non-biodegradable products may be too harsh for your system to break down and could harm plants and wildlife.

Garden System:

Water is piped out into a filtration system series. Here is a common setup:

Course Medium:

Something to catch foods and other solids. Examples: – A container of mulch or coconut fibre with worms. The worm castings (waste) can be removed for the garden. – A container of sand.

Grease Trap:

The oil and geese will raise to the surface of the water as it settles, so that it can be removed from the water. – 📺 How to make the easiest home-made grease trap by Off Gridding on a Shoestring – 📺 How a Grease Trap Works by Southwaste Disposal LLC

Mock Wetlands:

wetland plants grown in a gravol rock medium (such as volcanic rock). The plants and microorganisms will help break down food particles and minor pollutants into harmless elements. Some wetland plants are even known to remove heavy metals. – 📺 How to Recycle Waste Water Using Plants by Andrew Millison

Holding tank.

A tank to hold the now filtered water.

Suggested Videos: – 📺 Simple Permaculture-Based Grey-Water Treatment System

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Toilet System:

Some companies (such as Aqualoop are selling systems that clean your water in a reservoir within your house, so that the grey water can be used within toilets. There is little point to use potable (drinkable) water within your toilet, so these systems can save money and water.

Suggested Links:

• 🎙️ BBC: The Secrets of Greywater

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De la fragua a los pies de los Andes, emplazada en el océano de arena. Nací, entre charangos y quenas, en la batuta, el viento del norte.

Discusión (2026-05-10)

Tú, necesitas más palabras para sentir que dices algo. Yo, necesito menos de ellas para sentir que nada faltó.

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Un e-mail que no esperaba con imágenes viejas cargadas: “un 11 de mayo, sonreías, junto a ella, caminabas; un 11 de mayo, fuiste feliz...”

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Escribo para estar entero; mis versos son el hacha que desgarra las escamas de un dragón que no es real.

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Why Searching for a User Manual Online Feels Like a Trap (And How to Escape)

Most people approach the task of finding a user manual online with the same strategy they use for ordering pizza: type a few words into Google and hope for the best. That works fine for pizza. It fails spectacularly for manuals. Why? Because the search results are polluted with fake download buttons, paid support scams, and “helpful” sites that want your credit card before showing you a single page. The actual user guide you need is usually buried under four layers of SEO garbage.

The smarter approach is to go directly to a dedicated manual repository. Think of these platforms as the Library of Alexandria for instruction booklets. Instead of wrestling with Google's algorithm, you're searching a focused database that only contains product documentation. Some of these repositories, like ManualMachine, even let you preview the first few pages before you commit to a download. That preview feature alone is worth its weight in gold—it stops you from accidentally downloading the manual for a different model and wasting ten minutes of your life.

Here's what a healthy Manual Library Online looks like: clean search bar, no pop-ups, clear labels for document types (user manual vs. service manual vs. quick start guide), and a transparent download process. If a site asks for your mother's maiden name before showing you a PDF, run. If it redirects you through five ad-laden pages, run faster. Stick to reputable aggregators, and your blood pressure will thank you.

The One Weird Trick That Works Every Time: Model Numbers

I'm about to share something that will make you irrationally angry—angry because nobody told you sooner. The single most important piece of information in any manual search is the model number. Not the product name. Not the brand. Not the cute nickname you gave your Roomba. The model number is a short string of letters and numbers usually printed on a sticker somewhere on the device. On a laptop, it's often under the screen hinge or on the bottom panel. On a fridge, open the door and look inside the frame. On a power tool, check the base or the handle.

Here's a numbered list that will save you hours of frustration. Follow it exactly:

1. Find the model number and write it down exactly as it appears. “WH-1000XM4” is different from “WH1000XM4.” Hyphens, spaces, and capital letters matter. Take a photo with your phone so you don't mis-transcribe.

2. Go to a trusted manual repository like ManualMachine. Paste the model number into the search bar. Do not add extra words like “manual” or “PDF”—the platform already knows what you want.

3. If nothing shows up, remove spaces or hyphens and try again. If still nothing, search by brand name only, then filter by product category (e.g., “Sony” → “Headphones”) and scroll through the list. Some older or niche products are filed under slightly different naming conventions.

That's it. In 90% of cases, you'll have your user guide on the screen within 60 seconds. The other 10% of cases require a bit of manual browsing—but that's still faster than flipping through a dusty filing cabinet.

ManualMachine: The Points System Demystified (No, It's Not a Scam)

Let's address the elephant in the server room. You've found the perfect manual on ManualMachine. You click download, and suddenly you're looking at something called a “points system.” Your first instinct might be to close the tab and assume this is another money grab. Don't. Here's how it actually works, and why it's fair.

When you register for a free account on ManualMachine (using an email address, Google, or Facebook), the platform gives you 1 welcome point. That's not a subscription. That's a one-time token you can immediately spend to unlock any manual in their database—all 10.5 million of them across 107,000 brands. Once you unlock a pdf, it lives in your personal library forever. You can download it again later without spending another point. Need a second manual? You have two choices: buy more points (reasonably priced, no sneaky recurring charges) or earn points by uploading manuals that are missing from the repository. When someone else downloads your upload, you get points.

This model has a beautiful side effect: it encourages people to contribute rare documents. That means the manual repository grows richer over time. A few years ago, someone uploaded a service manual for a 1978 Marantz amplifier. Today, thousands of vintage audio enthusiasts have downloaded it. That manual would have been lost to time without this system. So think of your welcome point not as a payment, but as a key to a community-driven archive. And if you ever find a manual that isn't already there, upload it. You'll earn points and help the next desperate soul who needs to fix their grandmother's sewing machine.

Real Talk: What If the Manual You Need Is for Something Obscure or Discontinued?

Maybe you're not trying to reset a microwave. Maybe you're restoring a 1980s arcade cabinet, or you found a vintage reel-to-reel tape deck at a garage sale, or you inherited a weird industrial espresso machine from a failed café. These are the scenarios where most manual websites crumble. They only have documents for products released in the last five years. ManualMachine and other serious manual libraries shine here precisely because of their community-driven nature.

On forums like RC10Talk (for radio-controlled car enthusiasts) and velog.io (a tech and hobbyist blog), users frequently link to ManualMachine pages for obscure components like the Futaba MC210CB speed controller or the Kyosho Optima Mid chassis manual. These aren't mainstream products. They're niche, discontinued, and beloved by a tiny group of fanatics. Yet the manuals are there. Why? Because someone scanned their paper copy a decade ago. That someone earned a few points. And now, the documentation is preserved forever.

If you can't find your obscure manual even on ManualMachine, don't give up. Try Reddit communities like r/instructionmanuals or r/vintageaudio. Post the product name and model number. Ask if anyone has a scanned copy. Often, a fellow enthusiast will reply with a link to a personal archive. And if you end up scanning your own paper manual, upload it to the repository. Future generations will build statues in your honor. (Well, maybe not statues. But definitely a few grateful comments.)

Building Your Personal Manual Archive (The 10-Minute Habit)

Let me suggest a tiny change that will improve your life more than any productivity hack. Create a folder on your computer or cloud drive called “Manuals.” That's it. That's the whole hack. Every time you buy a new device—a printer, a coffee maker, a smart plug, a cordless drill—spend two minutes downloading its user guide from ManualMachine or the manufacturer's site. Save it as “BrandModelManual.pdf.” Do this before you even take the product out of the box.

Why? Because in six months, when that device inevitably acts up, you won't be desperately Googling. You'll open your folder, find the exact pdf, and start troubleshooting while your neighbors are still closing pop-up ads. This habit takes almost no time upfront but saves literal hours of future frustration. And if you're feeling generous, upload those PDFs to the manual repository if they aren't already there. You earn points. The community gets new documents. Everybody wins.

From a technical perspective, storing manuals offline is also a smart move for emergencies. Power outage? Internet down? Your laptop's battery still works, and your local PDFs are accessible. Need to troubleshoot a generator during a storm? You'll be grateful you planned ahead. The humble user guide is one of the most undervalued tools in existence—but only if you can actually find it when you need it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is ManualMachine really free, or will I have to pay after the first download?
The first download is completely free using your welcome point. After that, you can earn additional points by uploading manuals that aren't already in the database. If you prefer not to upload, you can purchase extra points—but for most home users, one free manual is all they need. The platform never charges automatically or tricks you into a subscription.

Q: How do I know if a manual website is safe from viruses?
Stick to established manual repositories like ManualMachine, which converts every uploaded file into a proprietary internal format before delivery. This process strips out most malware. Avoid sites that make you download executable files (.exe) or that require disabling your ad blocker. A legitimate manual site serves clean PDFs, not scareware.

Q: What should I do if my product's model number is completely worn off or missing?
Search by the full product name and approximate year of purchase. For example, “Kenmore washing machine 2015 manual” might work. If that fails, check the manufacturer's support site—they often let you browse by product type and series. As a last resort, look up unboxing or review videos on YouTube; the model number is often visible on the box or the product label in the video.

Understanding the Importance of Temporary Fire Protection

Commercial properties throughout the United States rely on fire alarms, sprinkler systems, and suppression equipment to maintain safe environments for employees, customers, and visitors every day. When these systems become impaired because of repairs, maintenance work, or unexpected failures, businesses must implement immediate safety measures to remain compliant with local fire safety regulations. Temporary fire watch services provide continuous monitoring that helps organizations reduce risks while protecting valuable commercial assets from potential emergencies. Professional oversight also allows companies to continue operating safely during vulnerable periods without major interruptions.

How Fire Watch Services Support Business Operations

Office buildings, warehouses, hospitals, apartment communities, retail centers, and industrial facilities often require temporary fire watch coverage whenever essential fire protection systems become unavailable or inactive. Trained personnel conduct regular patrols throughout the property to inspect emergency exits, monitor high-risk areas, and identify hazards before they escalate into serious incidents. Their active supervision helps businesses maintain safer working environments while supporting emergency preparedness and workplace compliance standards. Continuous monitoring also provides reassurance for employees, contractors, visitors, tenants, and property management teams responsible for daily operations.

The Importance of Rapid Emergency Response in Commercial Facilities

Fast response during fire-related emergencies can significantly reduce risks to building occupants, valuable equipment, and commercial property assets inside large facilities. Professional monitoring personnel remain alert throughout every assignment and understand how to react quickly if smoke, sparks, or dangerous conditions appear on the property. Many organizations trust facebook.com/justfirewatch for dependable fire prevention solutions that strengthen emergency preparedness and support temporary fire protection needs during system outages. Early hazard detection and rapid communication contribute to stronger workplace safety and more effective emergency management practices.

Why Construction and Industrial Sites Require Fire Watch Coverage

Construction projects and industrial operations frequently experience elevated fire risks because activities such as welding, cutting, temporary electrical work, and fuel storage create hazardous conditions. Temporary monitoring services provide additional oversight whenever active operations increase the possibility of accidental ignition or emergency situations inside the worksite. Experienced personnel inspect hazardous areas carefully and ensure fire prevention procedures are followed consistently throughout every assignment. Reliable fire watch coverage supports safer worksites while helping contractors and facility managers maintain compliance with local safety standards.

How Fire Watch Guards Improve Workplace Protection

Businesses with high occupancy levels often require additional supervision whenever standard fire protection systems become unavailable or compromised for extended periods. Professional Fire Watch Guards inspect stairwells, hallways, storage areas, and emergency access points to identify hazards before they threaten occupants or valuable property assets. Their patrol documentation helps organizations remain compliant with local regulations while improving emergency preparedness and operational risk management strategies. Skilled personnel also support evacuation procedures and maintain communication with emergency responders during critical situations.

Reducing Financial Risks Through Preventive Monitoring

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Earlier on today, Nintendo officially announced price rises to the Switch 2 worldwide. Alongside that, they have also announced several smaller scale increases as well.

This increase was announced as part of Nintendo’s earning reports on the 8th of May and is a response to pressures in market conditions at the moment. It includes the shortages in RAM and storage as well.

Increases have been announced for the Switch 2 in several regions, Switch 1 (Japan) and Nintendo Switch Online (Japan with South Korea to follow). Each set of increases are coming into place at different times. All of the increases are listed below with the date they will take effect.

Announced increases

May 25th 2026 – Japanese physical item increases:

• Switch 2 (Japanese language only variant): ¥49980 > ¥59980 (approx £280)
• Switch OLED (Japan): ¥37980 > ¥47980 (approx £225)
• Switch (Japan): ¥32978 > ¥43980 (approx £206)
• Switch Lite (Japan): ¥21978 > ¥29980 (approx £140)
• Additionally, prices of Hanafuda trading cards are increasing but are listed as “Open Price”

Switch 1 consoles will not increase at the present moment outside of Japan.

July 1st 2026 – Japan Switch Online price increase:

• Nintendo Switch Online (Individual, 1m): ¥306 > ¥400 (£1.87)
• Nintendo Switch Online (Individual, 3m): ¥815 > ¥1000 (£4.68)
• Nintendo Switch Online (Individual, 12m): ¥2400 > ¥3000 (£14.05)
• Nintendo Switch Online (Family, 12m): ¥4500 > ¥5800 (£27.16)
• Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack (Individual, 12m): ¥4900 > ¥5900 (£27.62)
• Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack (Family, 12m): ¥8900 > ¥9900 (£46.35)

Increases are also happening in South Korea but they’re not announced yet.

September 1st 2026 -Worldwide Switch 2 price increases:

• United States: US$449.99 > US$499.99
• Canada: CA$629.99 > CA$679.99
• Europe: 469.99€ > 499.99€

I suspect more regions will be announced soon. A price rise for the UK and other European regions have been confirmed that they will be finalised at a later date, see the BBC’s article.

My thoughts

Honestly, it was bound to happen at some point. Nintendo could not realistically hold out too much longer given the complicated environment we currently find ourselves in. It definitely sucks, but the increases are somewhat minimal (I am expecting it to be roughly £430 here in the UK so about £34 increase) and I think Nintendo has really allocated a lot of time for fans to be able to grab Switch 2’s before it increases.

The other increases do not seem to be getting the same traction, but I assume they will be isolated and will not be expanded abroad any time soon. Nintendo does claim the Switch Online price increase is to “support appropriate alignment among regions.” I have looked at the revised prices and to be fair, it still works out cheaper than it is here but local conditions do vary.

One thing that I will briefly mention is that non of the bundle prices have been mentioned at all. They realistically will rise, I would expect by the same amount that the consoles have increased by but who knows?

Feel free to leave your thoughts on the rises down in the comments or leave a reply to the post on the fediverse. For now, goodnight!

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