Wam

You know exactly who this is about.

— The friend who's “five minutes away” while still in the shower. — The coworker who writes “per my last email” about an email they never sent. — Anyone who says “let's circle back” because “I forgot” got a restraining order.

Take those. Use them. They're free, and they're not even mine.

The paid ones have your friend's actual bad week in them, or your dad's actual retirement, or your sister's actual wedding. $15, written to order, and if the first line doesn't land you don't pay.

paper.wf/wam. Bring me the mess.